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The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #540 on: March 11, 2009, 01:58:55 PM »
"Sorry, I didn't hear you," Tom said.

"I said..." GOMPED.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #541 on: March 11, 2009, 01:59:17 PM »
And THAT'S why I only have my middle fingers.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #542 on: March 11, 2009, 02:00:30 PM »
"I want to see the world," said Jon to Jim, his conjoined twin.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #543 on: March 11, 2009, 02:01:20 PM »
"I love scoring major touchdowns," said Steven from Flagstaff, AZ.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #544 on: March 11, 2009, 02:07:01 PM »
The dusting of snow that lightly covered dry, fallen leaves of autumn slid to the barren ground as a slight breeze skittered the brittle things over the rocky land...APOCOLYPSE!

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #545 on: March 11, 2009, 02:08:02 PM »
Two more to get to 30...

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #546 on: March 11, 2009, 02:08:20 PM »
Now I'll take a break.

jakewho

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #547 on: March 12, 2009, 09:22:05 AM »
that was quite enjoyable.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #548 on: March 12, 2009, 09:29:58 AM »
Thanks.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #549 on: March 12, 2009, 09:31:04 AM »
Right now I'm watching a lady eat a bacon, egg and cheese bagel from a very famous fast-food joint.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #550 on: March 12, 2009, 09:31:58 AM »
Jacob opened the closet.  There were eyes everywhere.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #551 on: March 12, 2009, 09:32:44 AM »
"Remember that one time I had alien hand syndrome?" asked Lefty.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #552 on: March 12, 2009, 09:34:44 AM »
Counting Crows' "Rain King" video was groundbreaking for white, dread-headed, whiney singers.

The Haacksawist

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #553 on: March 12, 2009, 09:35:57 AM »
"Just because YOU think it's offensive doesn't mean it IS offensive," shrieked David Duke.

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #554 on: March 12, 2009, 09:38:21 AM »
Stanley was exhausted due to his brain situation wherein he had to consciously decide to breathe in and out.