If so, I apologize.
No need to apologize.
Wait...no!
I mean, no apoalogy could be too great
That's embarrassing.
No apology could be too great.
That's better.
Whatever, you did that on purpose, you cheat.
Wait, whuuuuuuut? Are you accusing me of some sort of MILF easings?
You mean malfeasance?
What's that?
That's where you do something morally questionable, like purposely burn through 15 posts so that you can get to some arbitrary number.
Oh, sure, I'd do that. I like to lurk so I don't have a lot of posts.