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deeptone500

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1380 on: November 27, 2009, 09:05:44 AM »
[audio] Scientists Teach Drug-Addicted Bee To Perform Oral Sex For Cocaine
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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1381 on: November 27, 2009, 09:06:36 AM »
Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era
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deeptone500

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1382 on: November 27, 2009, 09:07:10 AM »
K-Y Introduces New Line Of Jam
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deeptone500

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1383 on: November 27, 2009, 09:09:07 AM »
The Best Part Of Being A Cop Is Knowing That You're Completely Impervious To Bullets
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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1384 on: November 27, 2009, 09:10:31 AM »
Kim Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot
from The Onion
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deeptone500

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« Reply #1385 on: November 27, 2009, 09:12:11 AM »
the first 50 not terrible onion headlines from 2009, in case you're miserable enough to read this thread:
fixed
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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1386 on: November 27, 2009, 09:14:35 AM »
Guidance Counselor Reminds Self-Mutilating Drug User About SAT Deadlines

God damn - hadn't seen this one before. Ha.
Remember how he couldn't stop his leg?

deeptone500

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1387 on: November 27, 2009, 09:40:53 AM »
Guidance Counselor Reminds Self-Mutilating Drug User About SAT Deadlines

God damn - hadn't seen this one before. Ha.

thanksgiving has mostly been me going through my onion rss feed while my family yells at the dallas cowboys
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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1388 on: November 27, 2009, 09:46:27 AM »
Guidance Counselor Reminds Self-Mutilating Drug User About SAT Deadlines

God damn - hadn't seen this one before. Ha.

thanksgiving has mostly been me going through my onion rss feed while my family yells at the dallas cowboys
That is heartwarming.
"Like it or not, Florida seems dedicated to a 'live fast, die' way of doing things."

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1389 on: December 01, 2009, 07:03:54 PM »
Recent Onion article that had me laughing:
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1390 on: December 01, 2009, 07:04:24 PM »
Also
Boarding School Student Receives Wet William

kiemzi

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1391 on: December 02, 2009, 11:09:58 AM »
just realized i'm close to 50 posts.

kiemzi

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1392 on: December 02, 2009, 11:11:00 AM »
how have i tweeted 3500 thought-barfs and still not hit 50 on this thing?

kiemzi

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1393 on: December 02, 2009, 11:12:00 AM »
i'm going to copy and paste my twitter feed into this thread one tweet at a time.

kiemzi

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« Reply #1394 on: December 02, 2009, 11:13:31 AM »
INCLUDING the tweets where i just replied to someone with "ew."