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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1515 on: March 17, 2010, 11:34:31 PM »
C'mon tenni, just write 22 original sentences in a row which make no sense!  It's fun!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1516 on: March 17, 2010, 11:42:58 PM »
My car is so old, that instead of a cigarette lighter I have The Burning Bush!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1517 on: March 17, 2010, 11:44:17 PM »
My car is such a piece of junk that instead of pistons, my engine has a Whack-a-mole game that I have to play to make my car go!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1518 on: March 17, 2010, 11:45:12 PM »
My car is such a pile of garbage that even my ex-wife didn't ask for it for it in the settlement!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1519 on: March 17, 2010, 11:48:12 PM »
My car is so old that I don't have a satellite radio, a CD player or even a tape deck.  I have a player piano!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1520 on: March 17, 2010, 11:51:13 PM »
My car is so old that it's first oil change was done by Judah of Maccabee!  And the miracle is that it's still running!  Happy Hanukah!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1521 on: March 17, 2010, 11:54:04 PM »
And for the record, my new motto is: "Speaking Truth to Flavor".  Tom said that during the David Rees/Jamba Juice story...

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1522 on: March 18, 2010, 10:32:16 AM »
Spread your wings, bk. 

Bernard

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1523 on: March 18, 2010, 08:29:20 PM »
sometimes when i'm feeling blue, i think of the phrase "group dump."  there's something about how it sounds to the ear that always makes me smile.

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Bernard

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1524 on: March 18, 2010, 08:30:23 PM »
also, i would be interested in setting up a meetup (or no-holds-barred fight) between my cat and benkrok's cat. 

Senator Gothman (D-OR)

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1525 on: March 18, 2010, 10:24:46 PM »
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
MEOW meow MEOW MEOW
MEOW meow meow meow

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1526 on: March 18, 2010, 10:29:21 PM »
#1 - The idea of a "Group Dump" is simply the most awful thing I've ever heard ever.  Period.  I spend most of my waking life trying desperately to hide the fact that I poo.  The concept of getting together and revelling in it is horrifying.

#2 - My middle name is Bernard (seriously), so I'm having a hard time giving Bernard the bizness

#3 - My cat's manager is responsible for scheduling and setting up all of his fights.  You can contact him here: http://www.spokaneboxing.com/rick_welliver.htm.

tenni

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1527 on: March 18, 2010, 10:47:55 PM »
C'mon tenni, just write 22 original sentences in a row which make no sense!  It's fun!

Holy moly, you were not kidding.
Eagerly awaiting the release of "Pleasure Island: A Rock Fontasy"

tenni

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1528 on: March 18, 2010, 10:48:27 PM »
I guess I could keep going.
Eagerly awaiting the release of "Pleasure Island: A Rock Fontasy"

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1529 on: March 19, 2010, 12:04:09 AM »
Do it, Chicken neck!