Beard? or No Beard?

[dave from knoxville]

Pro-beard.  There is nothing like a little beard-stroking when deep in thought. 

Now you're just parroting Ann Coulter.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

Kind of like this except I'm way better looking than this kid.

i call shenanigans.

[Stupornaut]

Pro. Also:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcVVWfZduj0[/youtube]

[emdasher]

Kind of like this except I'm way better looking than this kid.

i call shenanigans.

You got me.

[AllisonLeGnome]

It completely depends on the person. I'm not blanket pro or against.

[emdasher]

It completely depends on the person. I'm not blanket pro or against.

I agree. I've never seen anybody look ridiculous with a beard, and yet I am 100% certain that I would look ridiculous with one, so I do not have one.

[Sarah]

I prefer clean-shaven, but only if the shaving is done regularly if close contact is involved (stubble makes me break out in a rash).  But I also think any man who doesn't choose to be bearded over shaving (unless he only has to shave rarely) is a masochist.  Thus I stand by all men's right to whiskers and am perfectly willing to treat my irrational preference with the contempt it deserves.  I do hate facial hair that is fussed over, though, because I am antipreening.

P.S.  I also find excessively long beards silly.

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A lot of the women I know also fetishize eyeliner on guys, so it works out alright. 

[Stan]

 I'm currently sporting a goatee as that's all that grows evenly. Along with the hair it really provides the Théoden King vibe.

 Assemble the Rohirrim!

[Beth]

BEARDD

[Julie]

If you are a very ugly man, then please grow a beard. If your looks are in the neighborhood of a little ugly to very attractive, please do not grow a beard. Also, if you don't know where your face falls on the attractive scale, ask me. Send me a clean shaven pic and I will tell you exactly what to do.

[Amplituden]

I personally don't like having a beard.  I like getting up and shaving and looking neat and tidy for work.

I don't really care what other people do with their facial hair however.

[chrisfoll577]

Beards? YES.

Neckbeards? NO.

[dave from knoxville]

If you are a very ugly man, then please grow a beard. If your looks are in the neighborhood of a little ugly to very attractive, please do not grow a beard. Also, if you don't know where your face falls on the attractive scale, ask me. Send me a clean shaven pic and I will tell you exactly what to do.

This seems sexist; what are very ugly women to do?

[Sarah]

Since veils went out of style, we suffer.  And envy the full burqa.