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Trembling Eagle

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Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« on: February 02, 2009, 01:50:41 AM »

A.M. Thomas

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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 03:48:14 AM »
It don't make you a bad person.

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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 12:01:35 PM »
This is such a non-issue. He still can out-swim the entire planet. Move along...
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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 02:22:14 PM »
He can also drink as much booze as he wants (as long as he doesn't get caught driving on it) and never have to apologize for it on the evening news.

This was the leading story on the National news last night. Unbelievable.
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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 04:59:37 PM »
I don't want this criminal representing my country.
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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2009, 07:21:06 PM »
But he has feet the size of my torso!
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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 08:08:04 PM »
Terrible.  I'm ashamed to be wearing a speedo right now. 

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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 08:24:17 PM »
pretty much this guy rox right?


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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 10:44:09 PM »
I don't want this criminal representing my country.

I know!! Especially since he's smoking out of a ROOR bong, which are made in Germany.  What about the good old U.S.A. bongs, huh  Micheal?  Shameful. Shameful.

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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 12:02:48 AM »
He's using a water-based product that requires an expert sense of breath control. Clearly this is part of his training regimen.
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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 10:23:50 AM »
I spoke with my mom yesterday, and she's really pissed! She went on for five minutes about this kid making a mint selling that photo to British tabloids and that Phelps should be able to have fun every now and then. I said, "Right! He should be able to visit his girlfriend at college and get wasted!" And she said, "Exactly!"

This is number three in a series of conversations I never expected to have with my mom.
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Re: Michael Phelps says hello to his little friend
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2009, 11:54:22 AM »
So, now the S.C. cops want to press charges, send the guy to court for smoking.

They say they have a partial admission and a photo. All they need is the place.

I can't believe anyone cares about this.

Although, I do believe it has something to do with moral america not wanting to admit that smoking pot will not get your eight gold medals taken away. It won't even get your science fair trophy from the eighth grade taken away.