Gift for my 30 year old friend....

[Regular Joe]

30 might as well be dead.

I think you answered your own question here. Do the numbers up in plain & fancy style:

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I vote for "your friend is going to think you are a stupid baby if you aren't careful."

[Hoboken Brian]

When I turned, people kept telling me "Thirty is the new twenty". Which is crap. But they said it anyway.

Thirty is the new I'm going to kick the crap out of you.

[timmx]

I vote for "your friend is going to think you are a stupid baby if you aren't careful."

+1

This is much better than any ironic over the hill joke.

And I like ironic over the hill jokes.

[Andy]

"30 is the new dead"?

[Martin]

"30 is the new dead"?

Good one.

[Andy]

"your vag smells like dust"?

[courtney]

I dunno, I'm liking 30 - even though my vag smells like dust.


Of course, I haven't really grown since I was 12.



Have you perused this place?:

http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/


The "Shut Your Whore Mouth" one is one that I'm eying.

[erika]

For my 30th birthday I'd like some sort of biological clock in the shape of an hourglass. Maybe it would run out by the time I was 37. And instead of sand, it should be filled with teeny little baby heads.

[Big Plastic Head]

For my 30th birthday I'd like some sort of biological clock in the shape of an hourglass. Maybe it would run out by the time I was 37. And instead of sand, it should be filled with teeny little baby heads.

erika, THAT is a million dollar idea.

[erika]

Oh it's not just an idea. It's something that seems to have a permanent spot in my brain... I can picture it now... (I'll be 30 in August. Tick tick tick.)

[Andy]

I'd like to see an hourglass full of actual baby heads.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"30 is the new dead"?

Good one.

it's hard to pick but i like this one.  admittedly, im enjoying the fertility jokes also.

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Do You Feel A Draft?"

"I Read Rolling Stone!"

[Andy]