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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #360 on: October 26, 2010, 04:13:12 PM »
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #361 on: December 27, 2010, 01:50:40 PM »
Found this nightmare over on The Village Voice's 20 Worst Songs of 2010. (There is some funny commentary on the songs worth reading too.)

Bret Michaels - "What I Got" (Holiday Version)
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #362 on: March 12, 2011, 05:24:18 PM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #363 on: March 12, 2011, 05:33:35 PM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

Rebecca Black-Friday

Good God, Steve. You knew what kind of toxicity was in this, and you encouraged me to look at it anyway?

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #364 on: March 12, 2011, 08:03:02 PM »
Geez Louise, that voice!

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #365 on: March 12, 2011, 09:35:49 PM »
A) The difference between this and Ke$ha is that Ke$ha is in on the joke.

B) This song is the best evidence I've seen in awhile that SPIKE IS RIGHT. 
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #366 on: March 12, 2011, 09:41:12 PM »
This is someone's sweet sixteen present, right?

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #367 on: March 12, 2011, 10:18:22 PM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

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It happens because they're KIDS

I'm not a big fan of the song myself, but picking on kids as if they're expected to be making the highest art is mean IMHO.


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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #368 on: March 13, 2011, 12:48:54 AM »
This is someone's sweet sixteen present, right?


This also occurred to me, that this was only possible if someone's rich father ignored all advice and insisted on spending this amount of money to make a video for this song.

Being rich just delays the crushing blows that life deals to egos, often with sad consequences.


That last sentence is for you, Sarah.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #369 on: March 13, 2011, 08:54:39 AM »


Being rich just delays the crushing blows that life deals to egos, often with sad consequences.


That last sentence is for you, Sarah.

That's poetry and philosophy in a sentence.  Beautiful.
"Like it or not, Florida seems dedicated to a 'live fast, die' way of doing things."

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #370 on: March 13, 2011, 11:17:49 AM »


Being rich just delays the crushing blows that life deals to egos, often with sad consequences.


That last sentence is for you, Fredericks.

That's poetry and philosophy in a sentence.  Beautiful.


Fixed!
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #371 on: March 13, 2011, 11:20:32 AM »
Found this nightmare over on The Village Voice's 20 Worst Songs of 2010. (There is some funny commentary on the songs worth reading too.)

Bret Michaels - "What I Got" (Holiday Version)


It reminds me of StSanders' "Shreds," only done by the artist himself.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #372 on: March 13, 2011, 11:22:59 AM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

Rebecca Black-Friday

It happens because they're KIDS

I'm not a big fan of the song myself, but picking on kids as if they're expected to be making the highest art is mean IMHO.


Mackro - I'm sympathetic to your position.  Proposition: can we agree to leave her alone personally and just make fun of her dad for financing this?
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #374 on: March 13, 2011, 03:28:38 PM »
Holy moly!  A friend just sent me this. How does this even happen?

Rebecca Black-Friday

Yeah it's terrible, but I'm pleasantly surprised at the Shaggs-like innocence of the lyrics. I thought kids were raunchier nowadays. I especially like when she goes through the days of the week.
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