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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #195 on: April 06, 2009, 02:24:06 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY[/youtube]

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #196 on: April 22, 2009, 10:15:49 PM »
I am sorry to keep bringing the teen girls from the disney channel into this thread, but I needed people to share my horror.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aRYNHjFr4[/youtube]

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #197 on: June 04, 2009, 07:44:58 PM »
Months after Nate from St. Paul exposed us to them...

Vulture catches up with BrokenCYDE.

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nymag/vulture/~3/JHADTMh6P-M/brokencyde.html

Idolator wrote about them too. My day got worse.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #198 on: June 04, 2009, 08:20:56 PM »
I am sorry to keep bringing the teen girls from the disney channel into this thread, but I needed people to share my horror.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aRYNHjFr4[/youtube]

I hope everyone involved with this gets at least one of their feet run over by a car.
I hope they each have exactly one foot run over - that way, they can look down at the good one and recall how good they once had it before they went over to the dark side. :'(
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #199 on: June 04, 2009, 09:19:32 PM »

I am sorry to keep bringing the teen girls from the disney channel into this thread, but I needed people to share my horror.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aRYNHjFr4[/youtube]

I hope everyone involved with this gets at least one of their feet run over by a car.

I must respectfully challenge this nomination, Emma. This is music made for kids. My daughter loves it! And I loved shit music when I was a kid too.  I mean, let's face it, "Miss Lucy Had A Steamboat" is pretty awful, but would we include it in this discussion?

Let us pick on those who truly deserve it: Songs written for adults by adults that fail miserably. Like maybe Bob Seger's "Yellow Beret."

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #200 on: June 04, 2009, 09:42:51 PM »
In terms of songs from the past few years, I think it is a tie between "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva and "Let it Rock" by Kevin Rudolf. Both are the kind of awful songs you hear at sports events or in commercials for energy drinks but you could never imagine a human being actively seeking to listen to them.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaMvVzqvRA[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3gGQfyVyw[/youtube]

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #201 on: June 05, 2009, 12:25:22 AM »
I read somewhere that the Kevin Rudolf song was made the official anthem of WWE. That sounded about right to me. It's not my cup of tea, but when I think about what tune might fit with John Cena, The Undertaker, monster trucks, people with ink all over their bodies, etc., it kinda made sense to me.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #202 on: June 05, 2009, 03:18:09 PM »
They used it to plug a pay per view show they did not too long ago. It fit nicely, which was weird because they tend toward nu-metal (still) and other forms of buttrock. I thought it'd be way too poppy for WWE, but Fido was right.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #203 on: June 05, 2009, 03:27:13 PM »
Months after Nate from St. Paul exposed us to them...

Vulture catches up with BrokenCYDE.

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nymag/vulture/~3/JHADTMh6P-M/brokencyde.html

Idolator wrote about them too. My day got worse.

In fairness, I heard about them on Idolator first.

But now their new song (as mentioned on Idolator in what I assume is the Samir's-day-ruining capacity) actually drags E-40 into their nonsense! This makes me angry, since E-40 is one of the greatest weird-voice/unpredictable-flow MCs going.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #204 on: July 13, 2009, 08:04:22 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRKw_eLSko

Saw this on Metafilter where one of the comenters pointed out that they all have Jennifer Aniston's haircut. I think the should rename their band "Jennifer Aniston's Haircut". Why not? There already is a band called "Natalie Portman's Shaved Head".

Oh yeah...almost forgot: this is really bad.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #205 on: July 13, 2009, 08:18:41 PM »
Has anyone mentioned Abracadabra by Steve Miller yet?
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #206 on: July 13, 2009, 11:35:53 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRKw_eLSko

Saw this on Metafilter where one of the comenters pointed out that they all have Jennifer Aniston's haircut. I think the should rename their band "Jennifer Aniston's Haircut". Why not? There already is a band called "Natalie Portman's Shaved Head".

Oh yeah...almost forgot: this is really bad.

yikes, I'm not sure which part made me laugh more, where the song really starts or when the drummer starts singing.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #207 on: July 13, 2009, 11:59:20 PM »
Subcategory:  Can anyone name a GOOD band that has a number in their name?

I was thinking about this today, and could only come up with Three Dog Night, and even that's highly debatable.  Oh, and I guess The MC5 are on the good side.  But seriously, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Seven Mary Three, Finger Eleven, Sector 7-G, 311, Stroke 9, Eve 6 ... All terrible!  And all still getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much airplay.

Oh, and I was thinking about this as I changed the radio station from a channel playing "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground, and landed on a channel playing "Push You A-round" (I can only assume that's what it's called) by Matchbox 20.  Then screamed, in aggrevation, for a solid sixty seconds.


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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #208 on: July 14, 2009, 12:09:00 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/v/nQVpITyOdc8&hl=en&fs=1&

This is on par w/ that BrokeNCYDE video. Painful to listen to / watch. I think one thing that these bands have succeeded in is making music that can completely offend punks.  As someone who loves GG Allin (he passed on), I had assumed it would be difficult for a song / genre to really make me fear for the future.  I feel like my mom probably felt after seeing my Black Flag "Slip It In" shirt.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #209 on: July 14, 2009, 12:14:06 AM »
Subcategory:  Can anyone name a GOOD band that has a number in their name?

I was thinking about this today, and could only come up with Three Dog Night, and even that's highly debatable.  Oh, and I guess The MC5 are on the good side.  But seriously, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Seven Mary Three, Finger Eleven, Sector 7-G, 311, Stroke 9, Eve 6 ... All terrible!  And all still getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much airplay.

Oh, and I was thinking about this as I changed the radio station from a channel playing "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground, and landed on a channel playing "Push You A-round" (I can only assume that's what it's called) by Matchbox 20.  Then screamed, in aggrevation, for a solid sixty seconds.


Spacemen 3!!

For some ridiculous reason I couldn't get Third Eye Blind out of my head last week.

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Spacemen 3, Louis Armstrong's Hot Fives and Hot Sevens, The Jackson 5, The Four Tops, and of course, the 13th Floor Elevators.
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