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Sploops

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2009, 12:38:52 AM »
I've been waiting all day to be able to post in this thread. Finally, I'm drunk.



Congradulations!



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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2009, 12:40:09 AM »
But seriously dudes, now that Leno is gone where am I gonna get my "jaywalking" fix?  Street Smarts was ok but it doesn't play here anymore.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2009, 03:16:52 AM »
I just like seeing noprmal people say stupid shit, makes me feel superior (for a moment.)

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2009, 10:40:41 PM »
I'm baaaaaaaack. But I probably won't be here for awhile.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2009, 10:50:04 PM »
posting in this thread

I'm not a chicken,  you're a turkey.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2009, 11:20:52 PM »
I might enjoy drunkenness later. The battery on this thing is dying, though. I only drunk Twitter, it's the ideal medium for that really.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2009, 11:23:01 PM »
Yay! Alcohol! It's legal and kind of fun!
I have a long history of booing

Julie

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2009, 11:25:19 PM »
Oh, a tragic alcoholic at my favorite bar told me yesterday to join AA for job networking. I don't need a job, but I wondered what kinds of jobs alcoholics have to offer. Anyone here a member? Is that a good idea?
I have a long history of booing

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Re: The Drunk Thread
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2009, 04:50:08 PM »
Oh, a tragic alcoholic at my favorite bar told me yesterday to join AA for job networking. I don't need a job, but I wondered what kinds of jobs alcoholics have to offer. Anyone here a member? Is that a good idea?

I knew a guy up in Superior Wisconsin who had 5 dui's, and joined AA once he got out of jail for the last one but quit after a couple months cause he thought there would be more girls there to meet.  He didn't find a job there either.  He did get some connections for drugs though.  Not to besmirch AA - obviously this guys attitude stinks.

So I guess I would try an organization like Workaholics Anonymous if you were cynical about it.
Sounds like someone was working as a conduit for nature's natural vengeance.  Just like Jesus.  And some of the others.