Dear Spike,

[Pride of Staten Island]

As a representative from Staten Island, I would like to apologize for the people of my borough infringing on your right to free speech and physically threatening you.

As way of atonement, I would like to invite you to the only other Checkers in New York City, located at the corner of Forest Ave and South Ave on Staten Island. This is located a few blocks away from the United Artists Stadium 16 Theater. So we can head over there after our meal and see the new "Friday the 13th" movie, thus allowing to give Tom the movie review he's been asking you to call in with for weeks.

[Alvaro from GM]

So we can head over there after our meal and see the new "Friday the 13th" movie, thus allowing to give Tom the movie review he's been asking you to call in with for weeks.

Fat chance.

[Bryan]

I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.

[Alvaro from GM]

I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.

HA AH AHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[erechoveraker]

I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.

I hate you for kicking that thought into my skull, oh yuck.

[crumbum]

So we can head over there after our meal and see the new "Friday the 13th" movie, thus allowing to give Tom the movie review he's been asking you to call in with for weeks.

I'm pretty sure Tom first asked Spike to review movies for him way back in spring 2006. I think it was May. I'd have to do some serious work to track down the exact clip, but Spike has been putting this thing off for more than a few weeks.

[Regular Joe]

"Spike's Mystique" would be a great name for a bondage-centric adult novelty store.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.

HA AH AHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Seconded.

[SexyAnkles]

I always picture Spike as being Igor's pet from The Hilarious House of Frightenstein

http://www.frightenstein.com/characters/other2.html#sloth

So to be fair, he can't get out of the dungeon to see movies in the theatre.

[Mr. Science]

I've been thinking lately that Spike's utter refusal to become more interesting may actually be his form of "discipline" for Tom - and for us, too. Yuck.

Brilliant!

[Forrest]

What baffles me is Spike's hatred of SI even though he doesn't exactly reside in the Upper East Side. Who has ever heard of a resident of Queens being such a borough-centric snob?

[Stan]

What baffles me is Spike's hatred of SI even though he doesn't exactly reside in the Upper East Side. Who has ever heard of a resident of Queens being such a borough-centric snob?

[buffcoat]

You Yankees with your "boroughs."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

You Yankees with your "boroughs."

What is the Dixie equivelant of "boroughs?"

[daveB from Oakland]

You Yankees with your "boroughs."

What is the Dixie equivelant of "boroughs?"

"hollers"