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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #135 on: January 25, 2010, 08:25:46 PM »
"We're not spending any money today, sorry. Billy Crystal was doing this racist thing and he told us we've gotta stop the war."
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #136 on: January 25, 2010, 11:36:08 PM »
NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO TERLETS.

Is this the origin of that pronunciation i.e. "The World is in the Terlet"?

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #137 on: January 25, 2010, 11:56:51 PM »
NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO TERLETS.

Is this the origin of that pronunciation i.e. "The World is in the Terlet"?

It's just another great part of the American lexicon that Tom has pulled out and made us more aware of.  There was an old codger at this warehouse I worked at in Missouri that said turlet.

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #138 on: January 26, 2010, 06:51:21 PM »
NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO TERLETS.

Is this the origin of that pronunciation i.e. "The World is in the Terlet"?

It's just another great part of the American lexicon that Tom has pulled out and made us more aware of.  There was an old codger at this warehouse I worked at in Missouri that said turlet.

To me it's either old Delta bluesman or very, very old Brooklynese. Every now and then, my grandparents (Brooklyn-born and raised) would say an "oi" sound as an "er" sound as a joke.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #139 on: January 26, 2010, 07:32:47 PM »
Is the No Smokin Joe Fiasco on there?

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #140 on: January 26, 2010, 07:46:10 PM »
By the way, Martin. AWESOME pick this week. Loved it.

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #141 on: January 26, 2010, 11:04:57 PM »
By the way, Martin. AWESOME pick this week. Loved it.

seconded. I love when Tom goes off on something like this
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #142 on: January 26, 2010, 11:54:02 PM »
I like the Billy Crystal much better than the Ryan Adams or That one about the sleazey dude.

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #143 on: January 27, 2010, 12:02:20 AM »
I like the Billy Crystal much better than the Ryan Adams or That one about the sleazey dude.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #144 on: January 27, 2010, 07:50:42 AM »
NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO TERLETS.

Is this the origin of that pronunciation i.e. "The World is in the Terlet"?

It's just another great part of the American lexicon that Tom has pulled out and made us more aware of.  There was an old codger at this warehouse I worked at in Missouri that said turlet.

 

To me it's either old Delta bluesman or very, very old Brooklynese. Every now and then, my grandparents (Brooklyn-born and raised) would say an "oi" sound as an "er" sound as a joke.


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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #145 on: January 30, 2010, 03:47:25 AM »
I like the Billy Crystal much better than the Ryan Adams or That one about the sleazey dude.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #146 on: January 30, 2010, 06:57:10 AM »
I like the Billy Crystal much better than the Ryan Adams or That one about the sleazey dude.
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« Reply #147 on: January 31, 2010, 07:30:16 PM »
The Billy Crystal rant made me want to find the show where Tom and Paul F. Tompkins read that Rolling Stone profile of Kid Rock. I used to have it as a podcast but then my computer died. Does anyone remember the date?

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #148 on: February 01, 2010, 08:44:33 PM »
Awesome Martin. Thanks. I never knew the nickname for a clarinet was simply "stick."

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #149 on: February 08, 2010, 12:33:47 PM »
New Gem today! It's like an avalanche of one hilarious line after another. Non-stop funny! :D

Congratulations on an excellent pick, Martin.
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