Tom making fun of Freddy the magician for using WordPad instead of Microsoft Word: the first time I've ever sided with a Newbridge man over Tom. I use Notepad but would settle for WordPad if push came to shove and I had to use some italics. If I'm writing something where I need to check the word count, I copy and paste it into Word, do the word count and then close it again. Only exception!
And yes, thank you Martin!