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TheAce

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Worst Movie of 2007
« on: January 23, 2007, 12:42:43 AM »
Ive already found it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetigerandthesnow/

See if you can make it through the whole trailer. You can't.
This will hands down be the worst movie of 2007.
I challenge you to find worse.

Chris L

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 05:44:27 AM »
I wished I hadn't made it through the whole trailer, because now I have no choice but to agree with Tom about Tom Waits. 

jed

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 03:34:56 PM »
this reminds me of another movie i saw once where the horror of a wwii concentration camp was the backdrop for silly jokes and slapstick.
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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 05:48:59 PM »
this reminds me of another movie i saw once where the horror of a wwii concentration camp was the backdrop for silly jokes and slapstick.

I liked that film, I like Down By Law too.

Kid Icarus

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 08:26:56 PM »
I'm insulted that my fake video contest entries haven't been mentioned yet.
Please, call me Pit.

John Junk

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 02:07:50 PM »
What about The Numer 23??  I think The Number 23 looks totally worse.  Jim Carrey gets obsessed with the number 23 for some reason.  He starts going off on how lots of different things either have 2's or 3's or add up to 23 or how 23 becomes other scary numbers when it's added to or subtracted from other numbers.  It's like Pi mixed with the "You'll be thinking about a plate of shrimp, and all the sudden someone will say 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp'" bit from Repo Man, also mixed inexplicably with, like, Seven.  For some reason the number 23 makes Jim Carrey go crazy and it looks like he's gonna murder Virginia Madsen in exchange for Virginia Madsen's tired-sodomite-slag alternate self(??).  I almost gotta go cause I feel an awfulsome comin' on!

Laurie

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 03:41:55 PM »
And then someone says, "I just ate 23 Krispy Kreme donuts in one setting," and Jim Carrey whips it out and pees on Virginia Madsen's dog for no discernable reason!

Amplituden

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2007, 10:18:16 PM »
I threw up in my mouth a little when that trailer was over.
A poor man's Bronson Pinchot.

Richard_From_CHI

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2007, 07:45:01 AM »
We can only hope 23 can rest in Repo Man's shadow!

Grimlock

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2007, 04:55:48 PM »
Number 23:

Anytime you feels the need to create a character in a movie who obsessivley scrawls arcane symbols all over everything, you should shoot yourself.

If, however, you create a character who builds Devil's Tower out of a broadcoalition of poo, I call that remake gold:

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
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Grimlock

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2007, 05:02:11 PM »
23 = The Crapbala

Batman Returns + pi = 23

23 - 23 = 0 or the number of films Joel Schumacker should have been allowed to make or

Number of times Jim Carrey sticks out his butt in this trailer = 0

I hope that at the end bees fly out of Jim Carrey and it turns out that it's really a Candyman sequel



Sploops

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2007, 06:02:25 PM »
Joel Schumacher shouldn't be allowed to make movies??!!!
Come on, 8MM and Falling Down are some of the all time most awfulsome movies of recent history.  I love them (especially Falling Down) in a twisted way even though they are complete garbage.  Some people also seem to have fond childhood memories of Lost Boys, I don't get it.  After the scene with shirtless be-chained guy playing sax is over it's all downhill.

Laurie

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2007, 06:19:28 PM »
I fucking loved Lost Boys.

Grimlock

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2007, 06:27:36 PM »
Anybody could have made Lost Boys. John Hughes should have directed it, at least it might have had some canned poignancy.

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
crapI'm Only Looking: The Best of INXS (2004) (V) (video "Devil Inside")
crapVeronica Guerin (2003)
???crap???Phone Booth (2002)
super stupid crapBad Company (2002)
???crapTigerland (2000)
crapFlawless (1999)
crap8MM (1999)
... aka 8mm - Acht Millimeter (Germany)
acht crapBatman & Robin (1997)
crapA Time to Kill (1996)
crapBatman Forever (1995)
crapThe Client (1994)
crapFalling Down (1993)
crap"2000 Malibu Road" (1992) TV Series
crapDying Young (1991)
crapFlatliners (1990)
crapCousins (1989)
crapINXS: Kick: The Video Flick (1988) (V) (video "Devil Inside")
crapThe Lost Boys (1987)
crapSt. Elmo's Fire (1985)
crapD.C. Cab (1983)
crapThe Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981)
crapAmateur Night at the Dixie Bar and Grill (1979) (TV)
crapThe Virginia Hill Story (1974) (TV)
crap

Richard_From_CHI

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2007, 11:29:44 AM »
The moving text makes my brain hurt.