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A.M. Thomas

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Jonathan Krohn '12
« on: March 09, 2009, 05:33:01 PM »

I'm not a chicken,  you're a turkey.

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Re: Jonathan Krohn '12
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 06:04:37 PM »
What's worse is he still got two swirlies a week.
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A.M. Thomas

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Re: Jonathan Krohn '12
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 07:32:03 PM »
I <3 Jonathan.

Is he wearing red lipstick in this clip?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SsYhOuzkGM

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Re: Jonathan Krohn '12
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 08:19:46 PM »
Is he wearing red lipstick in this clip?

Nah, he probably just had a big ol' glass of Hawaiian Punch.*

I think I would be equally obsessed with this kid, were it not for the fact that I can only stomach watching him speak for about ten seconds at a time.


*I was going to say Kool Aid, but I feared that quip would blow too many minds, man.
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Re: Jonathan Krohn '12
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 09:12:10 PM »
I think the safest bet I could place at this point would be on this kid becoming the antichrist within the next 10 years. At the very least, all of those YouTube clips would fit perfectly at the beginning of a montage set to Sympathy for the Devil, chronicling his rise to power.

A.M. Thomas

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Re: Jonathan Krohn '12
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 01:06:38 AM »
Is he wearing red lipstick in this clip?

Nah, he probably just had a big ol' glass of Hawaiian Punch.*

I think I would be equally obsessed with this kid, were it not for the fact that I can only stomach watching him speak for about ten seconds at a time.


*I was going to say Kool Aid, but I feared that quip would blow too many minds, man.

Hawaiian Punch is funnier.

I don't think this kid will turn into a monster in ten years, but I do think he will turn into a liberal in college to get laid.

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Re: Jonathan Krohn '12
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 11:05:26 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGownQ2PzdI

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