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dave from knoxville

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Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« on: March 17, 2009, 10:42:02 PM »
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/off_with_those.php

Don't even read the text; go straight to the sound clips.
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JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 10:57:07 PM »
I have two children. Now I am sure that I will never have three.
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nec13

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 11:08:16 PM »


Bill O'Reilly: Cultural Warrior. He's a sick, sick man.
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masterofsparks

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM »
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?
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Lothar_Brightblade

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM »
Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.
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sushi cowboy

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 12:01:31 AM »
Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.

I'll take O'Reilly any day over that. I don't even want to think about how Spike would write a scene of "passion"
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Lothar_Brightblade

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 12:05:24 AM »
Quote from: sushi cowboy on March 18, 2009, 12:01:31 AM
Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.

I'll take O'Reilly any day over that. I don't even want to think about how Spike would write a scene of "passion"

".... and I suggested we go to the dungeon. She didn't know what I meant, we had been all around the house that day, uniting as one being, showing our true colors. But I'd yet to introduce her to my favorite part. Now I could show her my real potential; now I could show her who I become when I don the leather mask..."
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sushi cowboy

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2009, 12:07:40 AM »
Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 18, 2009, 12:05:24 AM
Quote from: sushi cowboy on March 18, 2009, 12:01:31 AM
Quote from: Lothar_Brightblade on March 17, 2009, 11:56:59 PM
Quote from: masterofsparks on March 17, 2009, 11:44:15 PM
Q: Would an audiobook read by Spike be better (ie less horrifying) or worse?

I'd like to hear Audacity of Hope read by Spike.

I'll take O'Reilly any day over that. I don't even want to think about how Spike would write a scene of "passion"

".... and I suggested we go to the dungeon. She didn't know what I meant, we had been all around the house, breathing as one. but I'd yet to introduce her to my favorite part. Now I could show her my real potential..."


Please stop. There's no shower in this topic.
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Lothar_Brightblade

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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2009, 12:10:40 AM »
Yeah, but I'm sure there's one in the dungeon that only has cold water.

Think about it.
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sushi cowboy

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2009, 12:13:14 AM »
All I can picture is a TV showing a running loop of the Chucky series and lots of electrified torture devices.
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Big Plastic Head

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 01:23:29 AM »
Bill O' saying "...greedily sucking on a crack pipe..."

Wow.

Yep. Nothin' else. Just...wow.
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Beth

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2009, 08:08:56 PM »
I am going to use "off with those pants" next time I try to seduce my significant other. And I'll use the same vocal inflections.
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Regular Joe

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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2009, 12:58:55 AM »
I'm sorry, but the winner is "Whatty and the Whofish?". Thanks for playing.
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nec13

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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2009, 02:04:00 AM »
Quote from: Regular Joe on March 19, 2009, 12:58:55 AM
"Whatty and the Whofish?".

That was the name of Bill O'Reilly's high school garage band.
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Martin

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Re: Links to guarantee you are never aroused again. Ever.
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2009, 12:49:52 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting pretty aroused
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