I tried to find that clip of martin prince dreaming about latin and getting killed by willie but i couldn't find it.
so i'm just gonna go with this one
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFGYXZFReiE[/youtube]
here's the script, at least:
[in his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard]
Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
[Martin spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it]
Martin: Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies.
[Willie morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps]
Groundskeeper Willie: "Moris"? You die!
Martin: [runs off] Aah!
Groundskeeper Willie: [laughs] You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one?
[Willie's tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him]
Groundskeeper Willie: [in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor]
Nelson: Ha ha!
(should I show myself to be uptight, and say there's, I think, a big mistake with his conjugation. he's conjugating it as an active, not deponent, verb. oh well, he's only ten years old. no need to spank.)