Omegle Transcripts

[yesno]

This place is a forum magnet.  Last couple times people asked me if I was from a weapons forum, then from a nike forum.  They used weird code names but I pieced it together.

So my goal now is to have one of MY chats appear on one of THEIR forums.

[JonFromMaplewood]

You: hi
Stranger: ever smoke weed out of a womans asshole?
You: only once, in prague
Stranger: very nice
You: not really. it was a low point. "hitting bottom" you could say

[Come on, Jason]

Stranger: 666 praise satan
Stranger: anti christ
Stranger: down with jesus
You: sure, i can hang
Stranger: im possessed, how are you
You: super
Stranger: can you fly?
You: loooong Monday at the office, you?
Stranger: im goku
You: nice to meet you goku, praise Stan to you as well!
Stranger: i will kamehameha you
You: oooo
Stranger: dont think i wont
Stranger: im goku
You: Is that like a hickey?
Stranger: possessed by satan
Stranger: no
You: yes, I know you're goku
Stranger: its like a small spirit bomb
You: I'm GG
Stranger: i can fly
Stranger: youre gay gay?
You: Spirit bombs sound fun!
Stranger: well, they can blow up the whole world
Stranger: reeeealquick
You: I know a certain HR department that could use one of those, am I right Goku?
You: hahah
Stranger: homerun?
You: you're alright, man
You: stay classy
Stranger: hey dont insult me
You: hail stan
Stranger: i will destructo disc you

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

You: hi
Stranger: ever smoke weed out of a womans asshole?
You: only once, in prague
Stranger: very nice
You: not really. it was a low point. "hitting bottom" you could say

http://instantrimshot.com

[JonFromMaplewood]

You: hi
Stranger: ever smoke weed out of a womans asshole?
You: only once, in prague
Stranger: very nice
You: not really. it was a low point. "hitting bottom" you could say

http://instantrimshot.com

Thank you. Thank you. Mario Joyner's up next.

[DoodleJump!]

I love reading these; they are so funny!
I am too scared to start my own, however. I tend to avoid people I don't know (unless they have candy, of course).

[Big Plastic Head]

I think I am going to call in sick tomorrow so I can do nothing but chat with strangers and post to this forum. Y'all are crackin' me UP!

[nec13]

Stranger: are you . . . ride? . . . on time?
You: No
Stranger: did you fall over?
You: I don't remember
Stranger: do you earn between 40 and 50 thousand a year?
You: Maybe
Stranger: do you have any outdoor hobbies?
You: I enjoy pulling weeds
Stranger: Two trains leave different cities heading toward each other at different speeds. When and where do they meet?
You: Peoria, Illinois
Stranger: BINGO!

[Pride of Staten Island]

You: I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
Stranger: NO! GET AWAY.
Stranger: And then?
You: But then again I was thinking about nothing
Stranger: Well
You: And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
Stranger: Yesss
You: And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
You: And I go:
What, what's the matter?
You: And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
You: I go:
There's nothing wrong mom.
Stranger: Uh huh.
You: And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
Stranger: Ooooh
You: And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
You: And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
You: I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
Stranger: wow, bad mom =(
You: She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
You: I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
You: All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
You: All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Stranger: just one?
You: Just a Pepsi.
Stranger: so uh.
Stranger: are you high?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i hate talking to strangers online (everyone's a comedian), but i feel very left out.

and KTB actually made a nice acquaintance from this- what could go wrong?!

[samir]

Stranger: tada.
You: Whatever happened to that band, Nirvana?
Stranger: death.
You: They had that great album, with the baby on the front
You: And then nothing
You: Laziness
Stranger: is that so.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i knew this would happen and yet, i forged through:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: working
Stranger: aha
You: how are you...
Stranger: i'm fine
You: fair enough
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


it was a nice chuckle, making this friday bearable.

[DoodleJump!]

I got rick-roll'd. Go figure,


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[Chris L]

You:  Dazzle me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





OK, that didn't happen.

[mcphee from the forum]

Stranger: I love chocolate
You: I saw your girlfriend at the home depot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.