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mike a

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"You know who you look like?"
« on: April 13, 2009, 01:35:52 PM »
Tom had a bit about this some months back, riffing on how insulting most of those comparisons are.  Over the weekend, I finally got my own:

"You know who you'd look like if you had less hair?  George Costanza."

Gee, thanks.  Made my fucking weekend.

Amplituden

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 01:44:14 PM »
Once a complete stranger came up to me an a bar and said "You look exactly like Bronson Pinchot".
That really bumped up my self esteem.
I wish I had thought to say "Don't be ridiculous".
A poor man's Bronson Pinchot.

hugman

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 01:55:19 PM »
i used to get tim curry, which was fine.  then once i got noah taylor in Shine, which wasn't.  For a couple years I didn't get you look like, but I got are you the Verizon guy?  I tend to get whoever is wearing black framed glasses at the time.  I think we're on to Jermaine from FOTC now.

Ike

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 02:27:00 PM »
I get Woody Allen pretty much on a daily basis. 

There was this toy doll for the movie Godzilla, starring Matthew Broderick, that looked EXACTLY like me, too.  Same hairline, same glasses.  Just missing the belly is all. 

It was, in a word, creepy. 
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Gregory

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 03:15:29 PM »
I've gotten Tom Hulce a few times.

Ralph Goldenmouth

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 03:24:43 PM »
This issue has been something of a recurring point (though not a terribly frequent one) on The Best Show for some years.

Surprisingly, I usually ended up on the receiving end of some flattering comparisons. But age and self-abuse are tremendous equalizers and as the years have gone on, the comparisons have gotten less and less flattering.

Two Thanksgivings ago, I was at my father's place with the rest of the family, who are a very free and easy lot (particularly when the drink is flowing). We were having whatever fun-n'-filthy conversation we were having, when my uncle turned to me and said, "Do you know who you look exactly like with those glasses?"

I immediately halted him and began to deliver the Scharpling theorem on such conversations. My uncle, however, was having none of it, and the conversation devolved into a semi-restrained argument about the issue until he forced his way through the matter by proclaiming, "I just think you look exactly like Jamie Hyneman," the walrus-moustachioed, beret-wearing question mark from "Mythbusters".

We all got a laugh out of that one -- myself included. Still, I was not pleased.
I thought I heard some applause. NO APPLAUSE!

JBillington

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 03:40:04 PM »
I get anyone with a bit of a chubby face, curly hair and glasses. Austin Powers (I once had this shouted at me from a passing car), Jack Osbourne (sometimes people will sweeten this pill by claiming they mean the Adrenaline Junky era, but hes still a dick) or most recently, Nick Frost in The Boat That Rocked. I am a high school teacher, so most of these come from the kids i teach...

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 04:00:45 PM »
When I was a teenager, I was constantly getting told I looked like "Ricky" from "My So Called Life", a show and character that to this very day I've never seen. I still bet I'm doing better than that guy now, though.

PS: Ouch, I just looked it up. I think some assholes I went to school with are going to get a long overdue phone call tonight.


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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 04:27:54 PM »
i used to get tim curry, which was fine.  then once i got noah taylor in Shine, which wasn't.  For a couple years I didn't get you look like, but I got are you the Verizon guy?  I tend to get whoever is wearing black framed glasses at the time.  I think we're on to Jermaine from FOTC now.

You look just like Robert Carradine to me.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 04:49:19 PM »
I wonder what people say Spike most looks like?
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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 04:50:48 PM »
My friend's ladyfriend swears I look like Paul Dano.

She also swears that this is a compliment.

And there are no similarities, aside from our shared love of being mute boy-Preachers who want to be pilots.

hugman

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 05:32:29 PM »
i used to get tim curry, which was fine.  then once i got noah taylor in Shine, which wasn't.  For a couple years I didn't get you look like, but I got are you the Verizon guy?  I tend to get whoever is wearing black framed glasses at the time.  I think we're on to Jermaine from FOTC now.

You look just like Robert Carradine to me.

you mean from Kung Fu right?  Totally.

Sarah

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 05:36:31 PM »
Nana Mouskouri once when I was twelve.  Nothing else.

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 05:46:20 PM »
i used to get tim curry, which was fine.  then once i got noah taylor in Shine, which wasn't.  For a couple years I didn't get you look like, but I got are you the Verizon guy?  I tend to get whoever is wearing black framed glasses at the time.  I think we're on to Jermaine from FOTC now.

You look just like Robert Carradine to me.

you mean from Kung Fu right?  Totally.

Close!
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

hugman

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Re: "You know who you look like?"
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 06:13:38 PM »
nah, but they do it in malmo, sweden if you can make that.

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