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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #255 on: December 17, 2012, 12:23:45 AM »
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #256 on: July 24, 2013, 11:07:40 PM »
So....... Any predictions?
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #257 on: July 24, 2013, 11:54:22 PM »
Walt dies?

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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #258 on: July 25, 2013, 10:02:35 AM »
Everybody dies...except Walt.

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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #259 on: July 25, 2013, 11:08:41 AM »
Walt restores the RV and begins selling vodka-infused gelatin to music festivalgoers.
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #260 on: July 25, 2013, 11:05:29 PM »
Hank tries unsuccessfully to kill Walt, Walt Jr. takes it personally and steps up to become the new Heisenberg. On the day of his little sister's christening (I forgot her name, or when the family became Catholic, but whatever), Walt Jr. takes care of all the family business, i.e., has Hank, Skyler, Jesse, Marie, Lydia, Badger, Skinny Pete, and Saul killed. Breaking Bad II never really becomes a thing because there's nobody left for Walt Jr. to kill (I forgot, Walt Sr. died playing with little whatsername back near the end of Season Five), but we do see Walt Jr. brooding through a pane glass window or two, The End.
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #261 on: July 25, 2013, 11:18:18 PM »
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #262 on: July 27, 2013, 12:30:59 AM »
Walt takes his infinite amount of money to Wayne Szalinski, who in the intervening years has stabilized the shrinking ray, and shrinks Walter down by a factor of 36. Walter, not content to count on being small enough to barely be seen, and concerned that someone will work out who he is through his mannerisms and speech patterns, masquerades as a notorious racist, acting as if he has no awareness of the awful things he says, but in fact carefully crafting his racist screeds in a way that no one would ever believe he could be the master manipulator Walter White.

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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #263 on: July 29, 2013, 11:17:04 PM »
Only thing I feel strongly about is how premiere opens:

Cold open at the Denny's in the future; we learn a bit more about Walt's target.

After the credits, we're right back where we left off -- Hank on the can. Hank exits bathroom, and we watch from his POV as he staggers out to patio. Maybe there's a "Saving Private Ryan"-like buzz/ringing in his ears to show that his mind's going a million miles a minute.

After this, I have no clue. I do think the season might unfold in a fairly normal, A-to-B-to-C manner, with no more surprises. If I had to guess, it could be as simple as Walt going into Witness Protection, then returning when he learns that Jesse is going to be killed by Declan or the Aryans for something. And Walt's final act is going down in a blaze of glory against that Arizona cartel/Aryans. Maybe his meth formula even lives on, and we see people in the near future continuing to cower at the thought of Heisenberg as a kind of Keyser Soze figure.
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #264 on: July 30, 2013, 10:18:12 AM »
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #265 on: August 02, 2013, 03:30:06 PM »
In case anyone cares, Season 5 is now up on Netflix.
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #266 on: August 03, 2013, 03:46:32 PM »
Just re-watched Season 5. Walter's making me wanna root for Agent Schrader at this point.

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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #267 on: August 05, 2013, 02:22:26 PM »
Just re-watched Season 5. Walter's making me wanna root for Agent Schrader at this point.

Really?  You don't find Walt sympathetic?
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #268 on: August 05, 2013, 02:23:08 PM »
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Re: Breaking Bad
« Reply #269 on: August 06, 2013, 12:25:59 PM »
The hardest part about the end of this series will be avoiding spoilers!