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If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« on: June 18, 2009, 02:18:37 PM »
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Online video shows an Ohio mayor biking through a city park stepped into a fight to break it up, yelling at the teens and calling one a "fatso."

A video posted on YouTube shows 70-year-old Toledo Mayor Carty Finkbeiner (FINK'-by-nur) wading into the midst of about 20 young people.

He is heard yelling, "Come here, fatso" and "Tubby, get your butt out of here."

And seriously, a thousand thank yous to the people of Toledo for electing a mayor with a name that I believe is an homage to Salute Your Shorts.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GewYDWneAnU[/youtube]

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 02:22:57 PM »
I don't need any fighting or any slinging of crack here!

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 02:28:10 PM »
"What kind of mayor calls a kid a fatass?"

The awesomest kind. This man deserves our congratulations for ridding municipal parks of young fatsos, fatasses and tubbies. He's like Batman, but with fat kids instead of super-villains.

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 02:39:25 PM »
This guy deserves a fun pack.
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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 02:51:53 PM »
That kid looked like a dick.

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 03:03:55 PM »
I side with the mayor.  It looks like this "don't snitch" bullshit has turned from media panic into something that's actually going on.  How fucking depressing.
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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 03:20:36 PM »
New Port Richey, Ohio?
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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 03:43:36 PM »
I'm siding with the Mayor too.  These kids are acting like shit heads, fighting in a public park.  The Mayor happened to be in the area and took matters into his own hands.  Good for him.

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 03:43:37 PM »
A mayor who's not afraid to mix it up with some young punks is my type of guy.
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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 03:52:40 PM »
One could say he's a little reckless:  one old mayor against a crowd of kids.  Buncha wimps.  They could've taken that guy easy.

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 04:41:40 PM »
This guy... this guy is the kind of mayor a town can be proud of.  (And that kid is a fatass.  Spiritually and physically.)

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 05:00:13 PM »
That kid is a mental fat ass.

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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 02:42:25 AM »
I side with the mayor.  It looks like this "don't snitch" bullshit has turned from media panic into something that's actually going on.  How fucking depressing.

 That isn't anything new at all.
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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2009, 05:28:30 AM »
I side with the mayor.  It looks like this "don't snitch" bullshit has turned from media panic into something that's actually going on.  How fucking depressing.

 That isn't anything new at all.

I commend that guy.  When I was a kid, my friends and I got into tons of trouble, but as soon as any adult showed up and threatened to call the cops, we'd wise up eventually.  Sure, we'd give back a healthy dose of sass and verbal abuse, but what kid wouldn't?  And we'd definitely never snitch and always give fake names if asked.

Kids will be kids, but adults shouldn't be afraid to confront them.  It takes a village, and so forth.  He didn't lay hands on them, which is good.  He used some insults to get their attention.  To that I say "go with what works."  Those kids look like trouble-makers of the highest order, and had probably proven (in the parts of the video that we didn't get to see) that they did not deserve respect in that situation.

Nate and his friends would never behave like that... if they knew an elected official was present.
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Re: If Mike Were Mayor, This Is What It Would Look Like
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2009, 07:35:22 AM »
Would his using "dumbass" have caused less of a stir, do you suppose?