Happy Birthday, Steve in North Hollywood!

[hugman]

I told you they'd catch on, Steve.  What did I say? Discretion. Jesus.

On another note, In gathering images for that card I learned that not only is Hoagiefest a real thing, but you can buy a Hoagiefest beach towel on the Wawa website. Had I started looking more than two hours before your  party, you probably would have received one of those.

And you forgot to mention the check.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Ah yes, sorry Hugman, I didn't want people to assume that you were just handin' out money.

Yes, Hugman's amazing card (complete with pics of Hoagiefest, Schmitty, and Philly Boy Roy himself) also included a check for $5.62.  I'm assuming that will cover the cost of a Hoagiefest Beach Towel?