Author Topic: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis  (Read 6001 times)

dave from knoxville

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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2009, 04:24:44 PM »
nobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.
It could bore you to death.

You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub.

I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.

What if I started yawning and couldn't stop?  My mouth would be open and air would be releasing out of my body, but no new air would be entering it.  Couldn't I suffocate myself?

Is that rhetorical, or are you asking permission?

Maybe it's a Mitch Hedberg-esque bit.


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erika

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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2009, 04:26:29 PM »
nobody's ever been killed or maimed or even put out of work by a movie, no matter how crappy.
It could bore you to death.

You'd probably walk out of the theatre or eject the DVD before then, no? Allowing yourself to be bored to death in such a manner would take a huge amount of will, like trying to drown yourself in a bathtub.

I guess I should have qualified my statement, because people have died and been hurt on the sets of movies (crappy and otherwise). But I doubt anyone's been killed by watching a crappy movie.

What if I started yawning and couldn't stop?  My mouth would be open and air would be releasing out of my body, but no new air would be entering it.  Couldn't I suffocate myself?

Is that rhetorical, or are you asking permission?

Maybe it's a Mitch Hedberg-esque bit.


Who's up for doing the infinitely-nested quote thing again?

Count me out

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Stan

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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2009, 01:54:43 AM »








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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2009, 10:54:36 AM »
First Vic Morrow, then Robert Romano.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2009, 11:23:04 AM »
charming! thanks for posting this.
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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2009, 11:27:33 AM »
charming! thanks for posting this.

Love it. Also love the outfit, which I believe is from the Salvation Army spring collection.
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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2009, 01:45:37 PM »
i watched him on conan last nite while at a friend's house, saying, "i wonder if erika is watching this.  she loves ZG."

"who's erika?"




my big, dumb mouth.

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Re: Open letter to Zach Galifianakis
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2009, 01:48:47 PM »
Hahah I missed it. But I did remember that I missed it as I was falling asleep last night. You are always on my miiiiiiiind. (Zach)







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