My life currently looks like a Rocky-esque training montage but instead of exercising I'm just watching old Danny Gans tapes...
and listening to Survivor.
This is very funny.
Look, what's the worst that happens if you call in, Reeleyes? He makes fun of you and then hangs up on you.
Look, I joke (that's how this whole thing started) but I'll see it through. I thought about just packing up the family and moving to Belize but the political climate in South America these days is so unstable... I'll call.
