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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2009, 03:23:51 PM »
This stuff is wildly entertaining from afar, but I'm gonna follow my gut on this and stay as far away from the Gathering of the Juggalos as possible. I couldn't even handle the Warped Tour in my early 20s (sorry, the Vans Warped Tour).

I don't know, Warped Tour seems posh and sophisticated compared to that mess.

I'm pretty old but from my perspective the Gathering of the Juggalos is just a different incarnation of the Grateful Dead revival tours of the early 90's or the Preakness Horse Race, or Woodstock '98 as someone else said.  Similar formula -- Young kids like to get away from authority and get really f-ed up. Anyone under 20 going to this thing gets a free pass from me. 

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2009, 04:15:54 PM »
This stuff is wildly entertaining from afar, but I'm gonna follow my gut on this and stay as far away from the Gathering of the Juggalos as possible. I couldn't even handle the Warped Tour in my early 20s (sorry, the Vans Warped Tour).

I don't know, Warped Tour seems posh and sophisticated compared to that mess.

I'm pretty old but from my perspective the Gathering of the Juggalos is just a different incarnation of the Grateful Dead revival tours of the early 90's or the Preakness Horse Race, or Woodstock '98 as someone else said.  Similar formula -- Young kids like to get away from authority and get really f-ed up. Anyone under 20 going to this thing gets a free pass from me. 

I'm hoping it'll be more like Altamont, except with more deaths.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2009, 03:18:48 AM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA[/youtube]

Family values.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2009, 01:41:00 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA[/youtube]

Family values.

That is the most disturbing thing I've heard in a long time. I recomend that any FOTs who are parents should not watch this because it will make you feel a perfect storm of mad and sad. That video either made me never want to think about or acknowledge the juggalo culture again or get the S.C.U.M.M. force together to put an end to it once and for all. FREDRICKS, LARRY, PASTOR JOSH, LOCK AND LOAD!!!
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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2009, 02:53:04 PM »
Unfortunately, basic human decency doesn't come along with the ability to get pregnant (or impregnate someone) or even with having a kid.

I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2009, 07:12:37 PM »
Wow. I think I'm going to be sick...

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2009, 07:34:24 PM »
That video was disturbing to say the least.
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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2009, 01:41:57 AM »
I wonder if the baby's parents pour some faygo out in her name whenever they crack a bottle.
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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2009, 12:53:29 PM »
On that note, I've always wondered: if you have enough dead comrades to pay tribute to, do you end up having to pour out the entire bottle?  Or bring along a second bottle?
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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2009, 09:21:42 PM »
For those of us who couldn't be there (everyone), someone was kind enough to document this amazing event and post pictures and videos.

The comments on ONTD are good for a laugh. Or two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-4jbto2C8
Too soon?

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2009, 10:47:33 AM »
Faygo comes in a Momus flavor?

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2009, 02:22:26 PM »
Posted By juggalette4life2009 on at 2009-08-11 09:45:09
one more thing i learned don't ride the love train after you take a shower. getting hit by raw chicken and other food just wasn't fun.

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oh, juggalette4life2009, you are a delight. don't ever change!  :D
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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2009, 09:12:01 AM »


is that a girl on the right?

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2009, 02:42:05 PM »
For those of us who couldn't be there (everyone), someone was kind enough to document this amazing event and post pictures and videos.

The comments on ONTD are good for a laugh. Or two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-4jbto2C8

Please check out the pictures, and note all of the business opportunities. Also, get a glimpse of the fabled helicoptor ride in image #41.

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Re: Gathering of the Juggalos
« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2009, 01:48:32 AM »
That rickety-ass helicopter fills me with B.A. Baracus levels of misgivings about flight. That thing's terrifying. It looks like it was built from a kit ordered from the back of a comic book.

The juggalo baby funeral was too terrible when I stumbled upon it a year or two ago, I can't subject myself to it again. Anything with Juggalo culture feels like an endurance test to me. Scrolling down that page is just painful, each new picture a facet of this fresh new hell.

And now to watch this new video. Oh God why am I clicking play!?

7 minutes. Jesus. Is the girl from The Ring going to be at the end?