Uh Oh

[emma]

My new university's frosh website/schedule reminds me a little too much of the Gathering Of The Juggalos. To wit:

Frosh is the place to meet new friends, party, discover Montreal life. These will be by far the best FIVE days of y’alls life!


Activities include:

    * Boat Cruise!
    * Pub Crawl!
    * Waterslides!
    * Camping!
    * Movie Night!
    * Giant Inflatable Games!
    * BBQ’s!
    * Outdoor Activities!
 

Terrible grammar! Boat cruises instead of helicopter rides! Plus all the "awesome" photos from previous years are of drunk guys in cowboy hats. I am terrified.

[Chad from Oregon]

All that it really needs is:

* Butterbean!

[buffcoat]

Wait, they say y'all in Mon-tree-awl?

[DoodleJump!]

Wait, they say y'all in Mon-tree-awl?

My question exact-ally.

[yesno]

Grow some fucking balls and go to Frosh.

[eastgrandforks]

Is there a Frosh Ass Comedy Tent?

[jbissell]

So what is the Canadian equivalent of Faygo?  A big garbage can full of poutine?

[Amplituden]

Are you going to McGill?

[betheboy]

There's a Violent 'Eh joke to be made here.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

[Amplituden]

So what is the Canadian equivalent of Faygo?  A big garbage can full of poutine?

It would be maple syrup served in a beaver skull.

[Bryan]

Grow some fucking balls and go to Frosh.

I've got the opposite advice. But yesno is smarter than me, and I'm probably not the right person to be giving social advice anyway.

There may be some kind of alternative frosh that would be a little more sympatico. Are you living in residence? If so, frosh would be harder to avoid, but also less necessary in terms of meeting people.

[emma]

I am not excited about the prospect of either growing balls or attending frosh, but I'm probably going to have to do both, seeing as I'm not in residence and everyone has convinced me I will be a friendless leper for the rest of my life if I don't go on the Pub Crawls! or the Boat Cruise! Because as we all know, every lifelong friendship starts when you get vomited on by a Communications major in a bouncy castle.

Jeremy: Concordia.
Jbissell: I believe Jeremy is correct.

[Sarah]

Not knowing what yesno meant by "Frosh" (yes, I'm familiar with "frosh" as a term for "freshman"; he was talking about an event, though), I decided to Google it but mistyped "forsh" instead, thus learning that Forsh "is one of the biggest names in Armenian pop."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWzGi3921E

I think you should go to Armenia to see Forsh, instead, emma.

[yesno]

Not knowing what yesno meant by "Frosh"

Frosh is the place to meet new friends, party, discover Montreal life.