Ice-T Busting Open His Mac

[senorcorazon]

You know what a pimp do? Take a hammer to his muthafuckin' laptop. That's what a TRUE playa do.

Huh?

[TacoSmith]

You know seeing Ice-T at his home kind of makes you start to think, "This guy's not that different from you and me. He's got a dog, a house, a family." Then you remember that this is the woman operating the camera:

[Trembling Eagle]

the American dream.

I love this country.

[Sarah]

Yes, we're so lucky to live someplace where any gnome can have for his very own a pretty blonde with great big fake breasts as long as he has enough money.

[Sarah]

Apologies for that earnest outburst.  I just read a whole of depressing articles about the state of the world.  Not that I didn't mean what I said; it's just that normally I wouldn't fucking bother to say it.

[Trembling Eagle]

Yes, we're so lucky to live someplace where any gnome can have for his very own a pretty blonde with great big fake breasts as long as he has enough money.

isn't it wonderful?

seeing your 2nd reply I'm going to say I know your answer to that.

[Sarah]

. . . 

[emma]

You have to sort of admire the kind of person whose thought process goes from "this thing doesn't work" to "I will smash it to bits with a hammer" to "I will get someone to record me smashing the shit out of it" all the way over to "...and people will love and admire that video because I am famous."

Wait, which one is "admire" again?

[Sarah]

I must take issue with you, emma.  I absolutely get his smashing it up:  he knew it was useless and decided to take it apart.  I've done that with various defunct appliances; it's good, wholesome, even educational fun.  As to recording the event and posting the video, that just goes to show Ice-T is just like a lot of other schmoes who think that their antics will be the toast of YouTube.  He, at least, as a famous fellow, is slightly justified in thinking people will be interested. 

[fyodor]

I think the thought process was:

1. I haven't been famous in a long time
2. I see kids getting millions of views on youtube for doing dumb things.
3. I can do a dumb thing.
4. Profit?

[buffcoat]

They look so HARD.  Not any of the good definitions of hard, either.  Just HARD.  Who wants to have (or to touch) breasts that hard?  I think it would hurt a bit.

[TacoSmith]

They look so HARD.  Not any of the good definitions of hard, either.  Just HARD.  Who wants to have (or to touch) breasts that hard?  I think it would hurt a bit.

Look, let's just call it what it is. That woman looks like a monster. If that was your mother, how would you not have nightmares about her every night?

[emma]

They look so HARD.  Not any of the good definitions of hard, either.  Just HARD.  Who wants to have (or to touch) breasts that hard?  I think it would hurt a bit.

They're good for if you walk into walls a lot.

Sarah: I completely get the fun of smashing things and will allow the possibility that I just don't like Ice-T very much.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

heh hem! ... Are we forgetting the timelessness of 3000 Miles to Graceland?

[Trembling Eagle]

I think they smashed it so someone doesn't go thru their trash and find a way to access the info on it.

Even when you think you've deleted everything, really clever people can find a way to get at it
bank accounts, personal pictures, passwords etc.

I guess I'm alone I don't mind either her boobs or ice-t



seem like a fun couple