I only say this because I didn't have to wiki it: Howard Huge.
Awesome. I tried to wiki "big dog parade comic" but it didn't work. And apparently it's from the creator of the Lockhorns!
Was Beethoven based on Howard Huge?
Sorry to burst your bubble, Lewis, but Beethoven was a German classical composer.
Crack a classical music station much? Cause I don't think you do.