There was a feature in the free weekly in Greenville, S.C. called 'Dumb Stuff Dad Used To Say' or such thing. They couldn't say sh*t because it was South Carolina. Anyhow it was quite funny, as different people would write in so it was a bigger pool to draw from. I hope the editor of whatever that paper was called sues Sh*tmydadsays and gets at least a cut of what he makes on the inevitable, unreadable book deal.
