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amiright??

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2009, 12:50:51 AM »
I was really hoping to call in with this tonight, but I wasn't able to get home tonight...

And I think it's far enough away from this actual topic that I may have been able to sneak it by (because this topic is banned now, right?)

At any rate, for some reason, I follow Dane Cook on Twitter.  He had posted some stupid myspace video with him interviewing himself, and in one of them, he looked a bit heavy and his hair looked a little bit curly - Jean Charest style, for anyone reading in Canada.  (Yes, I will watch just about any video posted on Twitter.)

So, I at replied him saying "You are looking more and more like Jeff Garlin by the day!"

Within five or six minutes, I get a DM from Dane Cook himself.

He said "I don't even know what that means, but Jeff is a really great guy. I know him."

I think I got under Dane Cook's skin...

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2009, 10:02:42 PM »
If you had listed a hundred different responses including that one, it would have been so easy to pick that out as his response.  Total tool.


Good job, amiright?.  Loved the Norm MacDonald interview, too.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2009, 10:08:45 PM »
Who is Norm MacDonald?

I keep reading a boot him.

Does he have a Farm?  If so I might know him.


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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2009, 12:35:59 AM »
When I was 23 years old, I was in the lobby of an office waiting for someone to come out and meet me. While I was waiting, the receptionist said "excuse me, but has anyone ever told you that you have a STRIKING RESEMBLANCE to Stephen King?"

Stephen King.

I gave her that "really?" look.

She said "No! I mean, you're much better looking than he is!"

Too late, lady. There is no way to save that.

Stephen King. I got a haircut the next day.


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« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2009, 11:23:36 AM »
almost everyday i get Jemaine from flight of the conchords.

on halloween day when i wasn't even in costume yet i got people coming up to me and being like " great costume! the guy from flight of the conchords right?"

I was the first guy in hardcore to whip people with his belt.

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2009, 01:38:48 PM »
I recommend to everyone that, if someone tells you who you look like, you simply respond: "Funny, because I was just thinking you look like Little Jackie from Benny Hill."

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2009, 05:23:43 PM »
whoa, skills.


I HATE, HATE, HATE, the "Do you know who you remind me of"  conversation.

I get it a lot, maybe that's why.   When I was younger and blond it was "that girl from Dharma and Greg" then when I dyed it back to brown it was "a young Carrie Fisher."  Most recently I've gotten "a young Shirley McLean" 

And the thing that bugs me about these conversations? is that there's no where to go from there.


Jackie Stallone?

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2009, 07:00:17 PM »
When I was 23 years old, I was in the lobby of an office waiting for someone to come out and meet me. While I was waiting, the receptionist said "excuse me, but has anyone ever told you that you have a STRIKING RESEMBLANCE to Stephen King?"

Stephen King.

I gave her that "really?" look.

She said "No! I mean, you're much better looking than he is!"

Too late, lady. There is no way to save that.

Stephen King. I got a haircut the next day.




Is that better or worse than Larry King?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

amiright??

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2009, 11:13:40 PM »
When I was 23 years old, I was in the lobby of an office waiting for someone to come out and meet me. While I was waiting, the receptionist said "excuse me, but has anyone ever told you that you have a STRIKING RESEMBLANCE to Stephen King?"

Stephen King.

I gave her that "really?" look.

She said "No! I mean, you're much better looking than he is!"

Too late, lady. There is no way to save that.

Stephen King. I got a haircut the next day.



Do people ever tell you that you look like Paul Giamatti?

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2009, 06:51:50 AM »


I didn't know where else to put this but that dude looks like Tom.

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #40 on: November 18, 2009, 09:02:04 PM »
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I think I got under Dane Cook's skin...

Do you have access to a bathtub filled with salicyclic acid?

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2009, 12:23:44 AM »
I was really hoping to call in with this tonight, but I wasn't able to get home tonight...

And I think it's far enough away from this actual topic that I may have been able to sneak it by (because this topic is banned now, right?)

At any rate, for some reason, I follow Dane Cook on Twitter.  He had posted some stupid myspace video with him interviewing himself, and in one of them, he looked a bit heavy and his hair looked a little bit curly - Jean Charest style, for anyone reading in Canada.  (Yes, I will watch just about any video posted on Twitter.)

So, I at replied him saying "You are looking more and more like Jeff Garlin by the day!"

Within five or six minutes, I get a DM from Dane Cook himself.

He said "I don't even know what that means, but Jeff is a really great guy. I know him."

I think I got under Dane Cook's skin...

You should have punched him in his abundance of energy.
You look like a really healthy Arthy Lang.

put_it_away

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2009, 12:34:47 PM »
Most of my life I got John Cusack - pretty consistently from the early 90s until now. But every once in a while, someone tells me Randy Quaid.

Which begs the question: how can one look like John Cusack and Randy Quaid at the same time?

It's horrible.

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #43 on: November 19, 2009, 02:16:07 PM »
Most of my life I got John Cusack - pretty consistently from the early 90s until now. But every once in a while, someone tells me Randy Quaid.

Which begs the question: how can one look like John Cusack and Randy Quaid at the same time?

It's horrible.
Daniel Day Lewis.

amiright??

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Re: The Never Ending Topic
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2009, 01:53:15 AM »
I was really hoping to call in with this tonight, but I wasn't able to get home tonight...

And I think it's far enough away from this actual topic that I may have been able to sneak it by (because this topic is banned now, right?)

At any rate, for some reason, I follow Dane Cook on Twitter.  He had posted some stupid myspace video with him interviewing himself, and in one of them, he looked a bit heavy and his hair looked a little bit curly - Jean Charest style, for anyone reading in Canada.  (Yes, I will watch just about any video posted on Twitter.)

So, I at replied him saying "You are looking more and more like Jeff Garlin by the day!"

Within five or six minutes, I get a DM from Dane Cook himself.

He said "I don't even know what that means, but Jeff is a really great guy. I know him."

I think I got under Dane Cook's skin...

You should have punched him in his abundance of energy.

It was twitter, not IRC...