Have to miss Patton

[wood and iron]

Damn it! Patton Oswalt is doing a show here at Penn State on the 13th and it's free for Penn State students. I didn't read about it until yesterday and all the tickets were gone by noon yesterday. I've never seen him live and was really looking forward to it.

What's a boy stuck in the middle of Pennsyltucky to do?

[erika]

Get out of Pennsyltucky?

(Don't worry it took me 8 years to get out...)

[samir]

Since the tickets were free, I'd imagine many people who got them won't bother showing up, so I would go by there, and wait in a standby line or some such.

[wood and iron]

That's my plan, erika...eventually.

That's a good idea, samir. To be honest, I arrogantly thought that Penn State didn't have enough people in the know to be excited about Patton.

[buffcoat]

That's my plan, erika...eventually.

That's a good idea, samir. To be honest, I arrogantly thought that Penn State didn't have enough people in the know to be excited about Patton.

Push down the weakest nerd you can find and take his tickets.  It helps if it's a kid.