Tom,
I know you have said in the past that humorous music is not your thing. But Weird Al seems incredibly nice, funny, intelligent, and soft-G-rated. I think these qualities overshadow the fact that his entire raison d'etre makes you wince.
This would be a really special event for me, given that on one of my first calls to the show, I attempted a song parody, and you dubbed me "Weirder Jon" and suggested that I challenge Weird Al to a "weird off."
For all of these reasons, I posit that Weird Al deserves the Best Show.
And yes, I just used "posit" and "Weird Al" in the same sentence.
Thanks for considering it,
Jon