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Laurie

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neighbor's garage band
« on: March 06, 2007, 05:40:21 PM »
Okay, so my neighbor's kid has a really bad ska band. They practice just about every other day for three hours. Should I leave note in their mailbox and let them know that it's not 1995?

Andy

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2007, 06:27:40 PM »
Madness invented ska.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Laurie

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 07:45:43 PM »
Madness invented ska.

My neighbor's kid's band is practically a No Doubt/Sublime cover band. The female singer is very good... at hitting bum notes.

Hey, I have some Specials and Madness CDs in my collection, okay? But '90s era revival ska was largely bad. I don't need an aughts-era re-revival ska band playing next door to me. AND I DON'T SEE WHY THEY NEED TO PLAY WITH THEIR WINDOWS OPEN.

Purple-Shirt

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2007, 08:08:04 PM »
TV on the Radio practices in my Basement. It's barely even music.

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2007, 01:15:31 AM »
Petey on the Radio (my new band) practices in my basement.  It, too, is barely music.
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2007, 01:43:13 AM »
The previous posts make my head swim.
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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 09:52:30 AM »
Laurie, I think I have come up with the best solution. I don't know about you, but when I was 15 I had a couple friends who were way older than me. I think one was 21 and the other even older. They were both married, had cars, and had great record collections. They fed me good music all the time. They knew I liked a lot of crap and that I was still a kid with no sense of what was good. But they ignored that and just kept giving me good stuff to listen to. I have no idea why but I'm sure glad they did. I might still be into whatever Aerosmith and Weird Al are up to if not for them. So this is what you do: see if you can get in their band! By the end of the first practice you'll be running things.
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Sarah

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2007, 10:19:01 AM »
I suggest distracting them with porn.

TL

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2007, 11:30:07 AM »
I suggest distracting them with porn.

I like that Idea, Sarah - hide a few magazines among their gear while they're out, and enjoy the silence!  You could be like the Tooth Fairy of porn.
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2007, 01:55:51 PM »
I might still be into whatever Aerosmith and Weird Al are up to if not for them. 

He ain't been hungry since Running With Scissors!

Dear Filthy Laurie,
I agree with these other chaps.  Odds are these dudes are into like prissy corporate porn masquerading as the real alterna-deal.  They're watching the DVD of the Suicide Girls Tour and googling "ska+panties+dirty+teen" or something.  You gotta show them the light of "My Ass is Haunted" and "Girls Lie" and whatnot.  Otherwise they'll still be into whatever Chasey Lane and Asia Carrera are up to ten years down the road.  They're probably at home listenenng to "The Ballad of Chasey Lane" right now, poor suckers.
Sincerely,
John Junk

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2007, 09:41:43 PM »
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey this is my Mom and Dad
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2007, 09:50:08 PM »
Two people in my house play drums. "Play" drums. They can not maintain a 4/4 beat. They change every other second. One second, it's just the bass drum with a snare every 8th bass drum, real slow. Then? HORRIBLE DRUM ROLL DOUBLE BASS FOR A MINUTE. They do this every other day, for 2 hours. They haven't learnt a thing about playing drums.

When we approached them about muffling the drums, and maybe getting a book, they instead moved the drums to the basement and put cardboard on the heads, to "muffle" them. Instead of towels on top, and pillows inside, which would muffle it, the cardboard just adds a raspy sound to everything, and makes everything sound flat and horrible. They can't make drums sound worse, you think, until they do.
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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2007, 01:53:24 AM »
I might still be into whatever Aerosmith and Weird Al are up to if not for them. 

He ain't been hungry since Running With Scissors!

Dear Filthy Laurie,
I agree with these other chaps.  Odds are these dudes are into like prissy corporate porn masquerading as the real alterna-deal.  They're watching the DVD of the Suicide Girls Tour and googling "ska+panties+dirty+teen" or something.  You gotta show them the light of "My Ass is Haunted" and "Girls Lie" and whatnot.  Otherwise they'll still be into whatever Chasey Lane and Asia Carrera are up to ten years down the road.  They're probably at home listenenng to "The Ballad of Chasey Lane" right now, poor suckers.
Sincerely,
John Junk

Somewhat disturbingly, a google search for "ska+panties+dirty+teen" yields this bit of info in it's very first result:

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It's actually not nearly as horrible it seems at first glance, but the initial shock is stomach turning.

http://viral.media.mit.edu/wiki/tiki-view_blog_post.php?blogId=4&postId=15
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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2007, 05:30:01 PM »
I must insist that the next all-FOT band be called "Dirty Ska Panties."

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Re: neighbor's garage band
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2007, 06:44:19 PM »
Filthy Laurie and the Dirty Ska Panties.