Users currently in chat: _________ (FOTchat)

[P.W.]

Have you guys ever noticed that there's often one user in the chat room? What are you doing in there all by yourself lonely soul? Waiting for someone? Want to be first in chat come game time Tuesday?

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Have you guys ever noticed that there's often one user in the chat room? What are you doing in there all by yourself lonely soul? Waiting for someone? Want to be first in chat come game time Tuesday?

Sadly, the chat counter has no concept zero.

Also, I'm changing my nickname to "P.W.'s Worst Nightmare."

[mackro]

P.W., why won't you chat with tarantula?

[P.W.]

Steve - Are you saying you want to having a pizza eating contest?!

[P.W.]

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Steve - Are you saying you want to having a pizza eating contest?!

I would love to, but OOOH BROTHER! I really shouldn't.

[Dan in Chicago]

If this thread continues the way I think it's going to I won't be able to eat pizza for months, so think about what you are doing before this gets out of hand.

[P.W.]

A-N-Y-T-I-M-E, fellas. As you can see from the photo, I'm no slouch.

[Spreekemp]

You mean that photo of you slouching? (literal)

You mean that photo of you seated, hunched over, and shoveling pizza into your face? (figurative)

[Reeleyes]

I'm changing my nickname to "Competitive eater's worst nightmare".

[Dan in Chicago]

Can I be "Artery's worst nightmare"? or just "Cardiologist's worst nightmare"?

[Regular Joe]

P.W. = Pizza Wizard

[P.W.]

Dan, please become Cardiologist's Worst Nightmare. That shit would be crazy.

[Dan in Chicago]

Dan, please become Cardiologist's Worst Nightmare. That shit would be crazy.

haha I love it. I'll get a giant pizza outfit and we can do battle.

[P.W.]

I'd like it better if you'd wear a heart costume dipped in Crisco.