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[Reeleyes]

I'd like it better if you'd wear a heart costume dipped in Crisco.

...or a heart costume in handcuffs.

[Dan in Chicago]

I'd like it better if you'd wear a heart costume dipped in Crisco.

...or a heart costume in handcuffs.

Or just tie myself to the back of a truck in a heart costume and get dragged around. The driver of course would need to wear a pizza suit.

[P.W.]

"LET'S DO THIS!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Hang on, PW, that's you in the picture?  Do you do eight hours of cardio everyday or something?  I don't eat anything competitively, and I'm built like a refrigerator.

[P.W.]

It is and I don't, unless we're talking about the bad kind of cardio. You know, the one where you have a slice of pizza from some shitty pizzeria in Burbank that calims "#1 Slice!" and then follow it up with some french fries.

It takes training coupled with a strict regimen of pizza three to four times a week. (<-- my epitaph)

[Trembling Eagle]

Hang on, PW, that's you in the picture?  Do you do eight hours of cardio everyday or something?  I don't eat anything competitively, and I'm built like a refrigerator.

genetics, blame your parents.

actually praise them
back in the days before pizza flowed like water in was a boon to hold on to every little scrap of bodyweight.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

T. Eagle, tell that to my love life.

When are you and me gonna have that Redbelt screening?

[Steve in North Hollywood]

It is and I don't, unless we're talking about the bad kind of cardio. You know, the one where you have a slice of pizza from some shitty pizzeria in Burbank that calims "#1 Slice!" and then follow it up with some french fries.

It takes training coupled with a strict regimen of pizza three to four times a week. (<-- my epitaph)

YOU'RE IN BURBANK!?!?!?!?!?

[P.W.]

I spend half of my day there as a slave to the grind. I'm calling for a Gathering. The internet has gorged itself upon rumors of PJ's Pinball Museum in Culver City opening up to the public one Friday a month.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I spend half of my day there as a slave to the grind. I'm calling for a Gathering. The internet has gorged itself upon rumors of PJ's Pinball Museum in Culver City opening up to the public one Friday a month.

I'm not against this idea.

[Dan in Chicago]

I spend half of my day there as a slave to the grind. I'm calling for a Gathering. The internet has gorged itself upon rumors of PJ's Pinball Museum in Culver City opening up to the public one Friday a month.

I'm not against this idea.

Well I am. Are you trying to start a Pizza Crisis?

[mackro]

Will deep fried coke be served?

[Reeleyes]

Will deep fried coke be served?

I've never had a desire to fight a cup full of junk food before... until now. A message to whoever invented fried coke: How dare you!

[Dan in Chicago]

It really begs the question, what else can be fried that hasn't? It seems like the final frontier of fried confectioneries is finally reaching it's end. On that subject, deep fried burritos are the greatest, most soul crushing food I have ever experienced.

[Reeleyes]

It really begs the question, what else can be fried that hasn't? It seems like the final frontier of fried confectioneries is finally reaching it's end. On that subject, deep fried burritos are the greatest, most soul crushing food I have ever experienced.

Well, that's just a chimichanga and there's no harm in eating one of those a week until a massive coronary takes you out at about age 48.