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JonFromMaplewood

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Godzilla Haikus
« on: March 09, 2010, 09:07:18 AM »
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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 04:12:53 PM »
I don't like it.  I love it.


But he is his son isn't he?  Isn't that why they named the movie "Son of Godzilla"?

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 08:14:53 PM »




Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... whooh.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2010, 07:52:17 AM »
After how many years on the internet, I don't know why I persist in thinking that it's reached its Stoopid Apex, because some loony-tunes thing comes along like this.

That guy's peepee is sideways, too, and his painted on leotard-thing appears to be a thong.
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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 07:30:54 PM »
That sideways member is clearly a painfully arranged erection brought on by the hand shake.  No wonder Godzilla feels a bit shy.

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 09:38:12 PM »
Yabbut it's centrally located on his crotch. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 10:23:53 PM »
That sideways member
Is clearly a painfully
Arranged erection

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 08:02:24 AM »
I came into this thread planning to do actually what you did, DfK.  Thanks for saving me the trouble.

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2010, 09:18:32 PM »
God knows why I persist in arguing this, but here I go: it's been my ... experience that an arranged erection is off to one side or the other.

THAT THING IS DEAD CENTER! That's all I"m saying. I really need to let this go, too.
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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2010, 11:07:52 PM »
arranged erections
tend to be off to one side
THAT THING'S DEAD CENTER!

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2010, 11:49:59 PM »
All I can say is YAY for poetry!
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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 10:50:54 AM »
AC, I think you're overlooking the fact that the appendage in question is attached to some weird alien/android critter.  Who knows how that species' members lie?  Indeed, for all we know, they have two.

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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 10:55:50 AM »
AC, I think you're overlooking the fact that the appendage in question is attached to some weird alien/android critter.  Who knows how that species' members lie?  Indeed, for all we know, they have two.

Which reminds me, a friend of a friend on Facebook recently used the term "bifurcated weiner" in a comment. I thought the phrase had a nice ring to it.
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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 02:40:03 PM »
AC, I think you're overlooking the fact that the appendage in question is attached to some weird alien/android critter.  Who knows how that species' members lie?  Indeed, for all we know, they have two.

My take:  The alien's member hangs forward and down like human members. The shape we see on both sides is simply the empty fold of the costume material as it rises to meet the member in the middle.
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Re: Godzilla Haikus
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 11:35:19 PM »

My take:  The alien's member hangs forward and down like human members. The shape we see on both sides is simply the empty fold of the costume material as it rises to meet the member in the middle.

Actually, I think the alien is struggling with rapid weightloss; as a result, their underwear keeps sliding down and pooling at the place in the costume where the inseam and rise meet.