What's in YOUR wallet??

[TL]

Don't feel bad if you cant make it through the whole thing - it's kind of not even worth it to try.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qAuqq1LFnU

[Sarah]

A challenge if ever I heard one.

edit:  Challenge accepted and met.  All I can say is, gripping message complete with breathy delivery and yellow tie--who could resist? 

[Laurie]

I've heard the gossip and hearsay about how David Cross is a kind of a douche. Still, he makes me laugh. I love him.

Here he is at Comix, accompanied by whatshisname from Les Savy Fav:

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And he's accompanied by Johnny Marr in this one:

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I like to leave work at work, so I'm not going to talk about how A Bank That May or May Not Be American totally dicked over Bank with Funny Name. My department has to deal with the fallout. Well, hey, at least our lawyers had the foresight to work a little eensy weensy detail into a pre-existing contract, like how MBNA has to shell out $100 million dollars should A Bank That May or May Not Be American ever purchase the card company. Which it did, as this wonderful song so clearly illustrates. Were the higher-ups at my bank cheapskates for balking at MBNA's asking price? Apparently not, since they got $100 million dollars out of the deal anyway, and I'm editing this part out because it's not public knowledge, not as far as I know. Well, I haven't read about it in the WSJ, anyway. Oh god, I just typed "WSJ." I need to quit my job soon.

Yeah. I'm totally not talking about it.