I'm good now because of work. When I was just out of college, I played some locals at a bar and they beat us 10-0 the first game. Then in the second game, they were up 2-0 and I just smashed the ball as hard as I could from the defense and put it in.
The guys we were playing just walked away. I feel... triumphant... about that, even all these years later, and even given the fact that we gave up 12 straight goals.