Former FWD of the week - Jeebus

[Christina]

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries with a creepy plastic surgery face

[masterofsparks]

Aaaah!

[DoodleJump!]

whoaaaaaaa. He looks like a villain trying to cry.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

ewwww.

[Regular Joe]

I don't have the time to make this, so just imagine I did: an animated gif of this dude blinking and tearing his whole forehead off.

[Christina]

He looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein's baby brother.

You know how you don't like pics of yourself, or maybe you're critical of one of your facial features, and someone who knows you well is like "what are you talking about, you idiot!"? We totally see ourselves differently than other people do, ya follow? I cannot imagine what this guy, or say Joan Rivers sees when they look in the mirror after all that surgery.

[buffcoat]

Facial dysmorphism, I think is what it's called.  They see what other people see, but the judgment they place on it is out of whack with what the rest of us think.

[Christina]

Facial dysmorphism, I think is what it's called.  They see what other people see, but the judgment they place on it is out of whack with what the rest of us think.

That's right! I think I've heard that term before ...

[Sarah]

I'm pretty sure Joan Rivers knows she looks awful.

[cavorting with nudists]

Facial dysmorphism, I think is what it's called.  They see what other people see, but the judgment they place on it is out of whack with what the rest of us think.

"Can you Wiki that?"--JW

Actually facial dysmorphism refers to facial features that are abnormal and may suggest a congenital disorder.  The term for exaggerated perceptions of one's own flaws is body dysmorphic disorder (coincidentally the subject of a column in today's NY Times: http://consults.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/30/when-a-friend-feels-too-ugly-to-socialize/?hp)

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[scratchbomb]

he looks like Derek Jacobi in "I Claudius", if ancient Rome had botox and collagen

[orator]

That segment of Tom reading his interview is one of my favorites tied with the Chris Klein interview.

And it amazes me that such a complete and utter moron is the head of a company, and for this long.

[Chris L]

A&F pays the FWD $4 million to stop using their company jet.