This guy is really good at memorizing.

[Barry Egan]

Having lived with a diagnosed pathological liar (and kleptomaniac, long story), this guy looks like a perfect archetype of one. He moves like one, he sends out icy blasts like one.... and the "Yeah, I wrote those for Patton, and Louis, etc.", well, to me that last detail is really funny, but only because it's so horrific. 

And getting more so!

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=67077201&blogId=533681759

[Arsenio and Warren]

This guy's website is pretty awesome.  Here are his "Special Skills":  Voice-overs, Accents (French, German, Hungarian, British, Irish, Scottish), rifles, shotguns, handguns, impressions (South Park, Dudley Moore, Ross Perot, The Ladies Man), stilt walking, drives stick, baseball, football, tennis, golf, basketball, snow skiing, conducting, web spinning.

Ross Perot and The Ladies Man impressions!  Yo dawg this guy is FRESH!

[Pidgeon]

I've never seen a comedian so bad at making transitions.

[Steve of Bloomington]

This guy's website is pretty awesome.  Here are his "Special Skills":  Voice-overs, Accents (French, German, Hungarian, British, Irish, Scottish), rifles, shotguns, handguns, impressions (South Park, Dudley Moore, Ross Perot, The Ladies Man), stilt walking, drives stick, baseball, football, tennis, golf, basketball, snow skiing, conducting, web spinning.

Ross Perot and The Ladies Man impressions!  Yo dawg this guy is FRESH!

I did the Ross Perot ca. '93. Nowadays, who remembers who that was? And is Dudley Moore even alive anymore? Not since 2002.

[fonpr]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[nec13]

I steal all of my jokes from A. Whitney Brown.

[mackro]

Now who's the more disingenuous asshat?  Nick Madson or Christopher Rosen?

At least with Madsonbot, you have a known quantity. Surely, Nick cannot know better because he's wired to not care about knowing better, or what's good for anything but himself.

Christopher Rosen, on the other hand, seems like someone who should know better but is choosing to be a jerk instead to bring someone down who's already been violated.  Maybe it's irrational to feel this way, but C. Rosen's piece upsets me a lot more than Madson's recent stunts do.

[fonpr]

I swear I just heard a discussion that mentioned that jokes can't be patented.    Am I Right?

[Steve of Bloomington]

I steal all of my jokes from A. Whitney Brown.

_The_ Whitney Brown?

[Steve of Bloomington]

Now who's the more disingenuous asshat?  Nick Madson or Christopher Rosen?

At least with Madsonbot, you have a known quantity. Surely, Nick cannot know better because he's wired to not care about knowing better, or what's good for anything but himself.

Christopher Rosen, on the other hand, seems like someone who should know better but is choosing to be a jerk instead to bring someone down who's already been violated.  Maybe it's irrational to feel this way, but C. Rosen's piece upsets me a lot more than Madson's recent stunts do.

Let's all pile on this Rosen guy. I left a comment as SDC.

[Pidgeon]

Iwantafailurepileinasadnessbowl because THAT is WHAT I WANT!!!

[Steve of Bloomington]

I haven't watched that far in, but does he do that 'hey it's my birthday, I'm 43' song, too?

[NJL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIsid1JKxK0#t=38m38s
Go to 38minutes and 38 seconds
After graduating from an Ivy League school he thought he could get away with this?  Illuminating.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Disgraceful.

[Christina]

You'd think that, being a total poindexter, he would know that everything ends up on the internet, and that Patton would catch wind of this.