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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #105 on: September 02, 2010, 03:13:13 PM »
Good lord, so many kind words.  And such pressure on a day when heat has laid me low.  You bastards.

So, who didn't think Kevin was for the hook?  Aside from the fact that he was the obvious choice, the editing tried in every way possible to make us think so.  And when he was stupid enough to attempt pork belly during the Quickfire, I was ready to see him go.  Then he goes and puts onion rings on a dish meant to be freeze-dried and reconstituted in space.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.  Still, I liked that he had the guts to go homey (apparently based on something the astronauts said that the editors for some reason chose not to let us hear--to make his choice seem misguided, perhaps?), and I thought Bourdain was a pill for curling his lip at the choice of sirloin.  It was those damn onion rings that deserved his contempt.

How tired are we all of the Top Chef slogans?  "Someone is going to have to outcook me!"  "It's time to cook now!"  "The atmosphere in the kitchen was intense!"  (Twice Kelly said that.  Twice.)  I think part of my new liking for Angelo is that at least the clichés that come out of his mouth are not always entirely expected.  Of course, his comments are frequently downright bizarre, and last night's "I played a submissive role with that short rib" qualifies.  He also said he made love to it.  And then spoke of glaze.

The NASA folks were among the most likable guests of the season, which I did not expect.  The transmission from the space station was clunky, but space ponytail was great.  And, sure, old Buzz seemed a little doddery--though I loved it when he said he didn't know how well something would work as a "space dish"--but the other two astronauts seemed sharp.  Why can't they have more crunchy food, though?  I mean, I get that crisp vegetables would be tricky, and frying downright dangerous, but is there no junk food in space?  Although I suppose that would lead to a lot of trash.   

I have never seen Anthony Bourdain so happy with the food on Top Chef.  It was disappointing.  Ripert may have been critical, but his comments don't bite (and tear and rend) the way Bourdain's do.

Ah well.  Tiffany is gone.  Many people are probably sad about this.  I'm not.  But then I wouldn't have been sad if any of the others had been axed, either.  She was careless with her mussels, and they died for naught.  So much for cooking with soul.  Besides, would they have saved her curry?  I think not, since it seemed she neglected to put any citrus juice in it, and who ever heard of that kind of curry made without the help of a lemon or a lime? 

P.S.  This was written on the page where I took my TC notes this morning:  "Tout révolutionnaire finit en oppresseur ou en hérétique."  I liked that quotation back in 1976/77, and I like it now.


Later:  That French has been nagging me all day, the grammar seemed so off.  I've now checked, and, sure enough, nineteen-year-old me made a transcription error.  I've corrected the quotation above, but my youthful mistake will live on in AC's post.  It's only right: transgressions should have unerasable consequences.

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #106 on: September 02, 2010, 03:20:17 PM »
P.S.  This was written on the page where I took my TC notes this morning:  "Tous révolutionnaires finit un oppresseur ou un hérétique."  II liked that quotation back in 1976/77, and I like it now.

Quel coincidence. That's my back tattoo.

I like your reviews too - I haven't seen the show, even.
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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #107 on: September 02, 2010, 03:50:39 PM »
My cup is running over.  And that must have hurt, AC.  What typeface?

You guys've probably already heard this rumor that the next season of Top Chef is going to be an all-stars edition, but I just read about it and am already looking forward to seeing so many contestants I dislike again.  List below, disguised a little because it contains a spoiler:

Marcel Vigneron
Richard Blais
Fabio Viviani
Stephen Asprinio
Angelo Sosa
Tiffany Derry
Spike Mendelsohn
Michael Isabella
Dale Talde
Tiffani Faison
Jamie Lauren


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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #108 on: September 02, 2010, 07:28:56 PM »
Harry Dean Stanton?
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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #109 on: September 02, 2010, 11:30:22 PM »
The NASA thing was just begging to be filmed in that jet that simulates zero gravity for a couple minutes at a time. I agree that they could have explained the crunch problem in further detail.

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #110 on: September 03, 2010, 12:12:24 AM »
How appropriate that I'm more expected by that list of names than I am by the remaining McBarfthrowertons.

We all forgot the Rule Number One of Top Chef: No black people allowed in the finales.

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #111 on: September 09, 2010, 05:06:33 PM »
So... the final three were decided last night.

Yeah I don't care either.

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #112 on: September 09, 2010, 05:47:45 PM »
What a jerk that Kevin must be, though, not to have practiced wok cooking during the weeks before the Singapore finale.

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #113 on: September 09, 2010, 07:36:24 PM »
Is Dana Cowen a Terry Gilliam character?

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« Reply #114 on: September 10, 2010, 08:22:34 AM »
It was a drab episode, like the season as a whole.  I spent most of the time watching it being annoyed at Kevin and wanting to smack Ed.  Here's what little I have:
 
* Immunity at this stage is ridiculous.  I suppose it could be argued that no one who had made it to the final five would be embarrassing as one of the final four, so it didn't matter that Ed had immunity, but to fool around with the odds at this stage of the competition was crappy.

* Although I'm glad that Ed was able to acknowledge that he was in fact being a douche to Angelo, I think it would be good for his soul if he faced up to the reality of his douchery at large.  I have a high tolerance for sour humor, but his behavior in the kitchen was truly unpleasant.  Winning by rattling one's competitors doesn't feel like winning to me.  And the business about the four dishes was sleazy (although what lazy dopes the other three were to go along with it).

* I am very tired of the phrase "develop flavor."

* It was one thing for Kevin to be squeamish about baiting his own hook, but to shy away from even touching the catch?  Isn't a cook likely to encounter odd, living critters in the kitchen, and shouldn't he or she be capable of handling and dispatching them?  I can just imagine what he would have done during the eel challenge in season whatever-it-was.

* Describing something as "perfect stoner food" is pretty insulting.  In my experience, people high on mary jane will eat almost anything.  Now, if Ed had made something that would tempt a tweaker's palate, that would have been an achievement.

* It was nice seeing all the judges enjoy the food so much.  I would have loved it, I know.

So last episode next week.  Normally, I'd feel a little sad at the prospect, but this time around I don't give a hoot.  Here's hoping Top Chef Desserts is better.

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #115 on: September 10, 2010, 08:35:14 AM »
I'm annoyed by the "team challenges" that only feature on team. It's just a regular "challenge"  if the only competition is between the individual contestants.

It's kind of like how, on Project Runway this season, they kept referring to the first episode as an "audition round," saying that the contestants were competing for the right to appear on the show. Except, of course, that this was happening ON THE SHOW.
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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #116 on: September 13, 2010, 03:15:30 PM »
Señora and I watched a copy of it on a plane and she was ready to smash a chair a la Betty Draper. How about this season of Mad Men?

Also, the promos about a mystery illness are crap. There's no chance that Hung and Angelo can lose, unless of course... Oh wait, I DON'T CARE.

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #117 on: September 16, 2010, 03:40:22 PM »
Well, a bullsh*t season ends with a bullsh*t finale!

Cook the meal of your life...in a country you've never been to with ingredients you've never worked with. Perhaps the 3 finalists rose to the challenge, and maybe any decent chef can be dropped in any alien environment and still cook a decent meal, but that doesn't negate the inherent contradiction in the challenge and circumstances here.

Would this season have been better with better cheftestants? Of course. I think I could have watched last year's cast go through the same sets of challenges in this season and been more entertained, or rather, I would not have been as annoyed with the various inconsistencies and absurdities pointed out in this thread and other places. It's never been a perfect show, but without someone to feel good about rooting for (or rooting against), the banalities of the reality format are more prominent.

And I'm not just saying that because I picked Ed to win based on his photo earlier in the thread and I'm bitter that he turfed out in the end.

Oh well. Bring on the desserts and more Gail!

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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #118 on: September 16, 2010, 04:48:22 PM »
I was so bored I couldn't be bothered to write legible notes.  I have Desserts queued up; let's see if it inspires me more.

Wait--remembered one exclamation:  Sticky toffee pudding on a hot Singaporean night?!



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Re: Top Chef D.C. (Season 7)
« Reply #119 on: September 16, 2010, 06:44:42 PM »
It was a decent finale. I was glad to see Kevin win it.