Things that never happened

[kenkwan]

Rocky V

[Omar]

The Holocaust<sup>1






1</sup>Sarah Silverman told me to say that.<sup>2

2</sup>So did Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.

[Chris L]

Pangaea

[Richard_From_CHI]

If only Pangea didn't happen.

[buffcoat]

The Moon Landing, according to some of my older relatives.


Parachute pants.

[Pride of Staten Island]

The Clash's "Cut the Crap" album

Halloween 3

PM Dawn being touted as the future of hip hop

The force = Midi-chlorians

All episodes of Newsradio with Jon Lovitz in the cast

Tin Machine

[Richard_From_CHI]

My 20s.

[bruce]

sitting through Magnolia, Cookie's Fortune, The 13th Warrior all because they were shown at the cheap theater and I had no A/C

[TL]

Mixing, in this order:
1. A glass of wine
2. Two vodka martinis, dirty
3. 4 more glasses of wine
5. A bowl of pasta
6. A double shot of grappa
7. A double shot of Amaro
8. An espresso
9. A bouncy cab ride
10. 2 glasses of Scotch
11. An everything bagel with olive tofutti
12. A Naked brand "super-green" juice
13. Attempting sleep (unlucky 13)

[kenkwan]

Getting in a punch fight last night and knocking my roomate into our TV.

[Sarah]

Mixing, in this order:
1. A glass of wine
2. Two vodka martinis, dirty
3. 4 more glasses of wine
5. A bowl of pasta
6. A double shot of grappa
7. A double shot of Amaro
8. An espresso
9. A bouncy cab ride
10. 2 glasses of Scotch
11. An everything bagel with olive tofutti
12. A Naked brand "super-green" juice
13. Attempting sleep (unlucky 13)

But did you have a good time till you flopped on the bed and it began spinning?

And, gee, kenkwan, I sure hope your TV is okay.

[kenkwan]

TV's okay. Roommate's a but bruised. Boys still equal stupid sometimes.

TL, that looks like it was a mostly fun night. It was probably the espresso that did you in.

[Richard_From_CHI]

My high school era punk rock mullet.

[Emily]

going to school for library science..

[John Junk]

G. Love concert, Freshman year of college.