Tom's Jazz Portrait

[andrew in philadelphia]

eat your heart out, tor hershman!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33488412@N00/4662495269/

[Wes]

Billy Crystal - 1, Tom Scharpling - 0

[Christina]

Here's the Billy Crystal room at the Friars Club.

Also, copied below is yesterday's joke of the day from the Friars Club website. I think it's a good example of why I can't stop seeking this stupid shit out:

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, He gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.

Did you ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new golf bag.

Tues. June 1, 2010

[masterofsparks]

Billy Crystal - 1, Tom Scharpling - 0

Is that THE licorice stick?

By the way, I'm not the only person who saw that picture before reading the text and thought it was Tom Waits, am I?

[amiright??]

Billy Crystal - 1, Tom Scharpling - 0

Is that THE licorice stick?

By the way, I'm not the only person who saw that picture before reading the text and thought it was Tom Waits, am I?

I thought Freddie Kruger.

[senorcorazon]

Three maulings of a photo by Degrell; standard, A Love Supreme, and Blue Train

[Key Loser]

A little late on this one.