Coworkers say the darndest things.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

In the breakroom today a group of my coworkers were ridiculing my other coworker who is a vegetarian.

"You don't even KNOW what the farmers do to your vegetables. They pee on them,..."

I was just leaving the room. That was the funniest thing I've heard today.

[Bryan]

I also think that's pretty funny, but I've got to say that I'm pretty sick of people making fun of vegetarians. And I'm not one. It's a tired old routine at this point.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

I also think that's pretty funny, but I've got to say that I'm pretty sick of people making fun of vegetarians. And I'm not one. It's a tired old routine at this point.

Correction. She isn't a vegatarian. What do you think of people that eat healthy and go out of their way to let you know they do? Because that is her.

[Bryan]

I'll happily take your (implied) word for it that she deserves the ribbing, and that it was all in good fun.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

A coworker just came in and told my side of the office that she fell at the dollar store.

I said "You should sue them for a dollar." and got zero laughs.

[fonpr]

A coworker just came in and told my side of the office that she fell at the dollar store.

I said "You should sue them for a dollar." and got zero laughs.

I laughed.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

"She came in here actin like she had a child inside her. Talkin bout she wanted some Mike and Ike's."

[ChrisRawk]

I had a coworker warn me about Obama when he was running for office.  I think she said "His plan is to nuke us all.  Sign my petition." 

[iAmBaronVonTito]

A coworker just came in and told my side of the office that she fell at the dollar store.

I said "You should sue them for a dollar." and got zero laughs.

I laughed.

me samesies.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"you know what, that's fine if you want to stay here and work like a hebrew slave, but i'm a 4:31 girl and i got to go...peace."

-the only lady at work i talk to

[DoodleJump!]

"you know what, that's fine if you want to stay here and work like a hebrew slave, but i'm a 4:31 girl and i got to go...peace."

-the only lady at work i talk to

Can I talk to this lady too?

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"you know what, that's fine if you want to stay here and work like a hebrew slave, but i'm a 4:31 girl and i got to go...peace."

-the only lady at work i talk to

Can I talk to this lady too?

ABSOLUTELY.

i went to see what she was doing for lunch today and she says, "girl, i'm hungry like a hostage."

[erika]

I told one that I couldn't have bread or cookies or cake because I was observing Passover.

She says to me: "Not even for EASTER??? Jeez!"

Pretty awesome.