Favorite Best Show ongoing jokes.

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The magazine that is so twisted that once you see it you can't stop thinking about it.  

Tom finding the board set for mono.  ("Who am I, Phil Spector?")  

Crypto-racism and tea party misinfo from JW characters when Obama comes up.  

Death panels. 
 

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

Crypto-racism and tea party misinfo from JW characters when Obama comes up.  
 

"He's a cool cat." and PBR: "I don't like it one bit."

[pscan]

I'm a big fan of Tom's use of technology during the show:

go to ask.com, search google.com.
click
search google for youtube.com
etc.

[masterofsparks]

I also like all the weird shibboleths that sort of organically spread, like Enguhland, Barnes & Nobles, and all the words where long vowels are replaced w/short ones or vice versa, as in coongas & shon't.

David Boowie, and he used to call The White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Stan."

Or calling the band "The White Strips."

[amiright??]

I'm a big fan of Tom's use of technology during the show:

go to ask.com, search google.com.
click
search google for youtube.com
etc.

Yes, this is IT. This and "Kids" from Bye Bye Birdie.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

The magazine that is so twisted that once you see it you can't stop thinking about it.  

Tom finding the board set for mono.  ("Who am I, Phil Spector?")  

Crypto-racism and tea party misinfo from JW characters when Obama comes up.  

Death panels. 
 

Yes, the Magazine Saga has been very entertaining/aggrevatingly mysterious.  The best is when Tom will ask something like "And are you going to be the one calling me?" and JW just whispers/hisses...

"yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss" and hangs up.

[Bryan]

I laugh at this literally every time I hear it (i.e. at least once a week):

"Tom, it's Curt Gaistburn."
"Gaistburn?!"
"...Yes."

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

I laugh at this literally every time I hear it (i.e. at least once a week):

"Tom, it's Curt Gaistburn."
"Gaistburn?!"
"...Yes."

I laugh at Mike's: "...Sociology, Anthropology. We all get degrees in the end."

[Big Plastic Head]

This thread is making me chuckle. Thanks!

[Christina]

Scharpling antagonists who are 4' 8" (which as you know, is the funniest height).

[dania]

Nyyahhh!!!

[Pastor Josh]

Namaste.

[masterofsparks]

Tom claiming to not be able to get a ticket for a horrible, unpopular movie, visiting Stub Hub out of desperation, and being sold a counterfeit ticket.

[cna]

Tom making a bet for some ridiculously large sum and then a request by the counter-party for the bet to be made for a slightly smaller, but still ridiculously large sum.

[thom]

The average weight of a Newbridgian seems to be around 450 pounds.