Author Topic: It's like a race to give America a heart attack (Read 2323 times)

Christina · « **on:** June 25, 2010, 11:24:45 AM »

Look at this Friendly's monstrosity, which out does KFC's Double Down in all the nutritional stats.

Sarah · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:28:50 AM »

Hurts my jaw to look at it.

Christina · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:29:36 AM »

I also like the ramekin of mayo next to the sandwich - nice touch.

JonFromMaplewood · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:31:51 AM »

Quote from: Auntie Christina on June 25, 2010, 11:24:45 AM

That is not a toothpick on top. That is a small dispensable audio chip/speaker - FDA mandated - playing a surgeon general's warning on infinite loop.

Keith Whitener · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:50:44 AM »

Why do you get to call it one sandwich if it's clearly two different sandwiches with the ingredients for a third sandwich between them. That's like if I said, "Hey, check out my car!" and it's the chassis of a Honda between two functioning Buicks (of your choice!).

daveB from Oakland · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2010, 12:01:41 PM »

Also seems to be following the Double Down blueprint for unwieldiness and lack of structural integrity. Probably best not to eat this thing while driving.

courtney · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2010, 12:42:52 PM »

Now how is that being "Friendly", offering that up?

More like ... uh... uh... Enemy-ly's.

(okay bad joke)

AllisonLeGnome · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2010, 12:23:01 AM »

The Double Down was completely believable to me, but I saw this on TV the other day and just couldn't even figure out what to say.

courtney · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2010, 10:55:36 AM »

So it turns out I have friends who've made this before. On purpose. In their own houses.

They couldn't figure out why I was mad at this sandwich.

I just looked at them blankly with my black eyes (see my "wear a bike helmet" thread for reference).

So they laughed.

So now I'm even madder at this sandwich.

Sarah · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2010, 11:59:33 AM »

At first, I thought you said, "I'm even madder than this sandwich," which would would have meant you were a stark raving lunatic, I guess.

iAmBaronVonTito · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2010, 03:33:15 PM »

this actually has competition with some of the stuff that blob on man v food eats.

erika · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2010, 03:57:38 PM »

I'm going to eat at least one of these this week:

(Chicken salad with fries and cheese)

PRIMANTI'S!!!!!!

I'll give myself a heart attack, thank you very much! I don't need help!

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