for a minute i thought about drawing a picture of what i thought your kidney stone might look like, and while looking around my desk for some paper i got Daniel Johnston's song "Funeral Home" in my head but to the words "Kidney Stone" so i wrote them down:
kidney stone, kidney stone
gonna pass me a kidney stone
got me a toilet shiny and white
gonna pass my stone 'cause i'm fighting the good fight!
kidney stone, kidney stone
gonna pass me a kidney stone
got me a toilet shiny and white
gonna pass my stone and i'm doin' it tonight!
kidney stone
kidney stone...
its not the greatest song, but its probably better than my drawing of a kidney shaped stone with a smily face on it.
get well soon!