I think she got sent into a shame spiral and is now totally afraid of the FOT. We pressured her into revealing the secret identity of the guy's band. Maybe she actually decided to go out with him. Maybe she got scared he would find the thread. Maybe she was uncomfortable with our ability to decode which bandmember he was and was ascared of stalkings.
This is a particularly telling quote: "Yes, Susannah is my real name. What plan?!"
I can't for the life of me figure out how we could attract more ladies. Or gays. But I guess the What What video is a start (??)
Hey, remember Laura from Friendster? I think she posted on the forum like twice and then got scared away. I wasn't a big fan of hers though.