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mahgeetah

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even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« on: October 05, 2010, 12:53:02 PM »
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2010, 01:34:00 PM »
You must be talking about Danzig wearing a Danzig shirt, because taking care of your cat's hygienic needs is awesome.
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 01:51:47 PM »
With your name, it makes sense you would take seriously a man's duty to his cat's nether needs.
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Rick in Salt Lake

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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 01:55:39 PM »
Oh, c'mon Glenn! Can you have that stuff delived by demons or something cool?
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 01:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Sarah on October 05, 2010, 01:51:47 PM
... cat's nether needs.

Is that a Misfits song?
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 02:17:22 PM »
 Things could be worse, at least he's not getting punched in the face.
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 06:34:18 PM »
I saw him in person once years ago.  It's weird seeing him without the layers of pancake and eyeliner.
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 09:10:42 PM »
There's nothing normal or everyday about elephantiasis of the jaw.
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 09:21:58 PM »
His face looks like a toe! Who trusts Glenn Danzig with a cat? I have lots of problems with this.
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SwamiPat

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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 01:15:19 PM »
wait, but that is Danzig being Awesome! speaking of danzig, has the henry&glenn forever comic been talked about on the board yet?
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 02:15:15 PM »
You had me at "Glenn Danzig can't be awesome".
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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 04:53:36 PM »
Danzig played in Fargo about 15 years ago or so (back when Glen was still kind of scary) and there was this excellent rumor circulating that Glen went the local strip bar (Northern Exposure) while in town. But before he entered, he made the dancers remove any cross-themed jewelry and he had the mirrored wall (behind the pole) covered up with heavy black material so his reflection could not be seen.

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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2010, 08:19:35 AM »
YOU'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

What's Danzig's cat named?

Lucifer
Mr. Cheevers
Fart Barfunkel (via 30 Rock)
Ted
Snickers
Snuggelina
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Wes

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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2010, 09:08:40 AM »
Quote from: senorcorazon on October 08, 2010, 08:19:35 AM
YOU'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

What's Danzig's cat named?

Lucifer
Mr. Cheevers
Fart Barfunkel (via 30 Rock)
Ted
Snickers
Snuggelina

According to his wiki page, he has three cats: Meowther, Glenn Jr. and Purry Only. He used to have a fourth cat named Pawhain (which was pronounced Pamhain), but it died from eating tinsel, and he gets really mad if you ask him where the tinsel came from. Also, whenever anyone asks him about his cats, Danzig will say "Oh, you mean the Hissfits?" and then chuckle to himself. Seriously, he does it every time.
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mahgeetah

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Re: even Glenn Danzig can't be awesome ALL the time
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2010, 09:16:59 AM »
Quote from: chaotic neutral elf on October 07, 2010, 04:53:36 PM
Danzig played in Fargo about 15 years ago or so (back when Glen was still kind of scary) and there was this excellent rumor circulating that Glen went the local strip bar (Northern Exposure) while in town. But before he entered, he made the dancers remove any cross-themed jewelry and he had the mirrored wall (behind the pole) covered up with heavy black material so his reflection could not be seen.

In other words, Glenn Danzig IS awesome MOST of the time.
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