First, I have a confession to make: I listen to WIP 610 sports talk radio in Philadelphia fairly regularly. I can't explain it. I'm not the biggest sports fan in the world (although I do love ice hockey), but I'm drawn to sports talk radio, at least as it's performed in Philly.
Anyway, I was listening to the pre-game show in the car today, and they were doing some kind of comedy thing where a local comedian was doing a bit as a local dive-bar owner talking about the bar's plans for Halloween. During the bit, this dude had a line that was so perfectly Philly Boy Roy:
"Yeah, for tricker-treat sometimes kids from Kensington'll put on clean t-shirts and go as kids from Mayfair."
Ka-lassic!